Happy birthday, Mykyta! Best wishes.

Visited Purdue University yesterday.

Utah sucks. By law, they are only allowed to sell alcohol in very small portions (something like .25 instead of your regular .35 shot).

Try reading "Myna Mazaylo." The author, Mykola Kulish, has mustache like Hitler. As I look back, it seems like this was one of the reasons

Family Guy about Facebook: "...it is the place where I post pictures, videos,

They're all around me, and it's fucking killing me. I hate "lyudishki." Ahhh...

And now I came out of my office to the courtyard to work peacefully, and there is some gathering of stupid undergrads.

Shit, I write more descriptions of my research for various applications than I do actual research.

I just registered. Now what?