had a spec ops op in the store today

Skynet travels at over 60 terabytes a second.

had the best day in recent memory.

killed so many alpha skags it aint funny.

kid on the unit is wearing on of migs shirts

and waaaaaaait foooor iiiiit and BAM "dating is not good for us right now"

spit i gave a website my wrong email

my date wont see paranormal activity OR saw. i dont think this is going to work out

had my life threatened and coworker assaulted today. but hey we got to close for 2 hours so i call it a win. i hate the ghetto.

funny story i have a blind date on sat with a girl ive known for 2 years