So I made one post

One

Referencing the fact I have an assignment deadline coming up

And bots and randos on twitter are like

I AM A REALLY REAL PERSON PINKY SWEAR CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO DIE I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR ASSIGNMENT FOR MONEY GUARANTEED A+

And like

Even if I was fooled by the roomba sent by Elon

My assignment is 3000 words of reflective writing about shit I've actually done

That includes comparing my field to that of another trainee in my class and how their practice is different in their field compared to mine

and this all has to be signed off by my practice assessor at work to confirm I didn't make it up

Connor couldn't write this shit for me, you sure as fuck can't

Go away

Connor could, don't doubt him

He'd need to download my memories, and if it was possible to do that I wouldn't need to write this shit myself XD

wow, Twitter

bizarre and creepy!