She's not wrong!

she's not!

The thing here is that despite my occasional attempts to reach her the correct terminology, she seems to use "butt" to describe, let's say... both ends.

teach*

And uh... still not wrong?

prime opportunity to teach her 'cloaca'

(not, y'know, really)

I was literally coming in here to suggest something about cloacas

I've been beaten to the punch