This is bullshit because growing up everyone knew the weirdoes who were almost 30 and hitting on girls that age were weird creeps, but it’s totes cool for him.

Also I’m annoyed because I think her only hobby is watching The Office with him for months and months on end, for hours at a time.

It’s cute when they do it, but if I were to do that for even a couple days it’s “a depressive episode” and “a serious problem”.

but hey, at least there’s two Homestucks for me to read

I’ve missed you.

just know that his weird creepy story rarely ends well

She was gone for a couple of days and I hoped she’d come to her senses, but not yet!

I’m just hoping his weirdly mean “jokes” and constant aggro posturing clue her in sooner rather than later that maybe there’s a reason he’s almost 30 and hitting on girls not yet 20.

if not he'll be an incredibly trying first husband for her