what they would do if you didn't sit still and instead jiggled in your seat, ignoring them and listening to music instead, or even ran around the room messing with stuff like some children do.

unfortunately that I am interested in what they’re saying it’s me that’s incapable of sitting on these chairs for any prolonged amount of time.

though that I am capable of standing for that amount of time and do so at many a show, though I do tend to rhythmically sway to stop bits locking up.