though while trying to locate DAO I found hatoful boyfriend, another game I never fully finished. Then I remembered how offputting the last path I did was and why I stopped that.

It took me 45 minutes trying to figure out where to reset my dragon age account password because fuck if bioware gives a shit anymore!

Remembered enough to do a dalish elf, which I haven’t done, instead of a city elf, which I have. Took until Alistair wondered why there were so few women in the grey wardens to remember oh yeah that’s a thing :|

(Also oh no poor Bethany!)

I assume there are few ladies in the grey wardens because their brains arent poisoned by testosterone and they are smart enough to realize that something is shady about the whole thing ;P

that and that awful broodmother thing you eventually run into

(I just have to make my most important decision of the game: who am I gonna woo)