So, when your boyfriend "k" you, are you allowed to invoke some universal law and kill him?
Asthenia
says
not without some torture first
Asthenia
says
KicK him in the nuts 
Wavie_Haller they told me to!
Asthenia
says
get him girl!
YOU YEP'D ME
Wavie_Haller: YOU CAN'T COMPARE
YEP, I CAN
Wavie_Haller: K WE'LL SEE WHEN YOU GET HOME
I have to sleep at my dad's tonight, see you next week
Wavie_Haller: FIGURED
Be nice to me and I'll smuggle you a can of my dad's irn Bru out
Wavie_Haller: DON'T BRIBE ME
IS IT WORKING
I'll take that as a yes
K ... I finally broke the spouse of texting me that.
Yes!
We're worth more than 1 measly letter
Wavie_Haller: a##h###
#k