Yes, give me names and characters to get attached to before you kill them all. Let me know nelves managed to take back some of Ashenvale before losing it again here :|

Also come on it’s been long enough can we remember night elf blood isn’t red?

jason mentioned something today "we know elune is real now, since she helped ysera. where is she in all of this?"

Being too damn subtle to be useful :|

i had a more sarcastic answer

Managed to stay Saurfang‘s hand so he didn’t kill Malfurion, numbed the folks in Darnassus who couldn’t escape so they died sleeping and not burning in agony.

"Intervention is on cooldown"

Healing Mia Greymane’s horrifically broken legs. But that’s about it.

Also Tyrande got to name an orphan baby nelf Finel because she was the very last elf through the portal.

A name truly on par with Dara’s second kid being named Solis (solace)

Also apparently bathing in moonwells is the most efficient way to heal up using them, who knew?

world of grey, no good or evil here folks

WhOoOo CoUlD hAvE bUrNeD tHe TrEe??? As though it wasn’t obvious from the moment we knew who was narrating the teaser trailer :|

And what do we get in return? The ruins of a human city that’s too plagued to be useful. Yet more refugees living in Stormwind, and no one in the embassy is updated at all so Genn is still talking about Argus while his people are outside.

His people who, if I’m reading the novella right, got evacuated first before the elves started!

(Granted at that time the tree wasn’t burning and it was likely they were going to be merely occupied, but still. :| )

Now I’m picking through the horde one, which is careful to mention that oh yes the night elves would have very sound strategies! ...if not for the bad information we’re giving them!

On top of all that the horde side is telling me even the first fight between Nathanos and Saurfang wasn’t even a real one.

The only good thing is there’s a hunter with a pet who isn’t rexxar. Even if it is a gobber with a crab.

Okay, finished the horde one. Fuck off, Saurfang, this was so much more your fault than I previously thought.

Fuck you, your fucking dishonorable axe throw, fuck this whole plan you hatched with Sylvanas.

You’d better find some way to die while trying to make the barest of amends. It won’t be enough, but you can’t go back to the horde now.

I don’t care what anyone says, you aren’t escaping the stockades to come back and save the horde. There’s no place left for you.

(“Oh but Amanda the alliance does bad things in BFA too!” Oh fuck off we manage to sink a single ship on the zandalari fleet. The horde obviously does more damage on their side.)

(I do have to say killing Malfurion could have been interesting except for the fact he heads a faction that straight up involves player characters, so that would be too tricky to navigate.)

(Also because that might actually make Elune sit up and take notice of something and help when Tyrande comes to level the thirty mile radius around Sylvanas’ head)

shamans and druids shouldnt have to be there. its not cool

Ughhhhhhhhhhh

Anduin ughhhhhhhhhhh

She was never going to surrender Anduin you played right into her hands. Sylvanas was actually unarmed and without Nathanos but no you wanted to talk :|

You had Alleria, Genn, and Jaina with you. We could have ENDED THIS.

But no. Congrats Anduin, they got away. You won a city so saturated with plague it will never be usable again.

I do have to say, though. Jaina’s entrance on the scene flying in on her father’s risen battleship and firing arcane cabins at the walls of lordaeron City was pretty great.

Jaina Proudmoore is perhaps the greatest mage alive today, and don’t you ever forget it :|

(Short of Azshara, of course. She could probably stand toe-to-toe with Khadgar)

sylvanis still has 3 backup lives, not much you can actually do to- fuck me thats a stereotypical raid boss phasing isnt it.

Does she still have three after Nathanos?

I think so? she used to have four and last I checked it was three still?

Would she use another one on him if he went down in her place?

i dunno shes pretty determined not to go back to the Dark Place like ever, and she doesn't have refills

But she did blow one on him before... they’re real weird.

(Of course I’m into them)

she did but wasnt that BEFORE she lost her chance at refills in stormheim?

That’s true, I suppose. I saw someone who
Thinks her end goal might actually be Elune.

I mean, she did turn into a night elf for awhile till she got her own model

We’ll kill her, and Nathanos will be the boss immediately before her, because even if he knows she’s too far gone, his place is at her side, no matter what it’s been far, far too long.

Also, the answer to a question I didn’t know I was curious about: yes, people have noticed he’s gotten a new body. No, no one wants to ask him how or why.

(Elves, man. Sleep with one once and you’re loyal to them forever, apparently)

Then use her valkyr to bring Vol'jin all the way back!

#myonetruewarchief

I’m down to let Baine try.

baine has yet to speak up against any of the aweful shit going on around him, at least voljin has the excuse of being dead and DID speak out against garrosh

The current problem Baine has is Sylvanas knows he and Anduin are on good terms and is holding it over his head. If he steps up too much it’ll probably go badly for his people, so he’s stuck.

But if we can clear her out, it might be a good starting place to try and negotiate some kind of thing resembling peace. Or at least as close as we can get after Teldrassil :|

Besides, didn’t we burn Vol’jin’s body?

Who would we sacrifice to- wait, I know just the troll to kill off :|

It’s not even been a week and I’m so sick of this dumb troll kid :|

zenkiki for warcheif?

Better than fuckin’ “Zappy Boi” Zen’Kiki for warchief!