DELICIOUS I WANT MILANO COOKIES NOW

UGH THEY'RE SO GOOD IT'S CRIMINAL

also did you buy anything from the American Junk Food Store or did you just stare in horror at the Great Wall of Twinkies

(in Paris, there was an "exotic American food store" that sold Campbell's soup and just... extra-large versions of chips and cookies... which is accurate but... YA KNOW. It was one of the few places that had Double Stuf Oreos, for example.)

I bought PopTarts!

and stared in horror at the Great Wall of Twinkies

You stared death in the face and came out with toaster strudels. You did well.