as I sit in a bar I realize I don't want 2017 to turn into an onslaught of bar tales
at the same time if I end up in them anyway I want to document in the event I write a colorful memoir
I could call it bar crawl lawl probably been done
update ran into my middle school reading teacher and drunkenly discussing 50 shades
"MS SANCHEZ TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF"