WHOOPS the one time i sober i typo shit

anyway bar stories

mostly people i've met in bars, i guess, who are good people but not good for me

as in, they like to drink and i need to stop drinking!!

otherwise, excellent people really

it blows my mind how much people seem to like me

a few days ago, i broke and went to the bar and assumed i'd just have a couple drinks with my dad

met someone as soon as i walked in, she offered me chocolate one of those million dollar bars

i laughed and wondered allowed 'will this buy my drinks?!'

and she was like FUCK IT I'LL BUY YOU A DRINK

so she bought my first drink and almost as soon as i got it

"WILL YOU DO A SHOT WITH ME

anyway it ended up she bought me 3 rum and cokes, a shot of fireball, and TWO FUCKING SHOTS OF RUMPLE MINZ

and i bought one of my rum and cokes on top of that

tl;dr got trashed for basically free because i hit it off with someone who bought my drinks

then she was like WE'RE GOING TO WAFFLE HOUSE WANNA GO?! which is up the street from me so my drunk ass was like HELL YEAH

anyway they paid for my waffle house too

so i drank and ate for free all fucking night

but shenanigans while i was at the bar with ehr paying for my drinks

her telling me how pretty i was

and this is a theme with women i meet up there

'YOU'RE SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG

anyway i guess what i'm getting at is i usually go to the bar looking fucking trashy lmao

like in my sweat pants and hoodie, hair tied up like a mess

but these ladies, dressed up, make up done, some with boob jobs and the whole nine yards BASICALLY they walk in looking like knock outs

they're fucking gorgeous

but they all idk ATTACH TO ME

and start telling me, this sloppy person in her swears with no make up or effort put in, sometimes i just roll in in my pajam

pajamas* even

how gorgeous i am

and TBH I FUCKING LOVE THAT not even in the sense of people paying me a compliment

but just women loving women you know, no matter how different we are

or what the age gape is

i go into bars and find women who accept me and love me and tell me how gorgeous i am

and i tell them the same

and i love that

not even saying 'going to bars is good for me!!' because tbh its not i have a drinking problem and whenever i go bar hopping its just bad news because two drinks/shots in me and i lose my limits

but talking on the positive sides of things i've seen, i've met wonderful beautiful people

who see beauty in me, a slob who doesn't even try

one woman my dad is friends with always calls me angel child

'cause i'm the good one of the bunch lmao

anyway there's some positive ness in this shitty situation of alcoholism i guess

rumple minz capitalized because its 100 proof vs 80 proof that most hard liquors are

SO YEAH A COUPLE-FEW SHOTS OF THAT ON TOP OF MY FIVE SHOTS OF AMERICAN HONEY AND FOUR RUM AND COKES

i was fucked up and all i spent was less than $5