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2016-06-21T22:59:10.000Z
So, we were given an assignment for public speaking: one thing we would change about the world and why. There were a bunch of serious and well-thought out topics. I chose dragons.
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kate
2016-06-21T23:06:39.000Z
what about dragons were you changing?
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2016-06-21T23:07:03.000Z
Oh no, just that we should have them.
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2016-06-21T23:07:27.000Z
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2016-06-21T23:07:38.000Z
My Extensive Planning And Notes.
kate
2016-06-21T23:09:44.000Z
perfection.
kate
2016-06-21T23:09:52.000Z
i also like the music man reference in there.
ꜱʜᴏᴜᴛ!!
2016-06-22T00:38:30.000Z
this is why we are siblings
speedstar
2016-06-22T00:39:02.000Z
Holy Shit
chimera bees
2016-06-22T00:41:47.000Z
jesus
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2016-06-22T00:45:08.000Z
I mean, we didn't need to pick something serious. Just that everyone did. And I was just like so guys.
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2016-06-22T00:45:53.000Z
It has been a very stressful two weeks, with a lot of very important issues to address. And the speeches before me have all done that in a very mature fashion.
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2016-06-22T00:46:06.000Z
That is not the approach that I have in mind for you tonight.
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2016-06-22T00:47:17.000Z
And then came the music man and how we shouldn't be confused about some ill-tempered egomaniac who some people have confused for a monster, as he is not a dragon and that would be discriminatory.
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2016-06-22T00:47:57.000Z
Next, talked about pest control being a breeze and that ISIS would be toast (literally) in no time.
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2016-06-22T00:48:42.000Z
Through in a line about how airlines suck, and that as four movies of Jurassic Park have shown me, nothing ever goes wrong with intelligent, carnivorous reptiles are by your side.
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2016-06-22T00:48:46.000Z
Throw* in
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2016-06-22T00:49:14.000Z
I hope I lightened everyone's day up a little, thank you and good night.
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2016-06-22T00:51:23.000Z
But yes, thank you. I am always glad to entertain
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2016-06-22T00:51:42.000Z
Oh dude there's two dragon emojis?!
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2016-06-22T00:52:03.000Z
Ahem, yes, anyway.
kate
2016-06-22T06:21:15.000Z
you know, i had somehow assumed that trump was included in the "if we have dragons we will have fewer problems" portion of the speech instead of just as an introduction
speedstar
2016-06-22T06:33:21.000Z
same
speedstar
2016-06-22T06:33:32.000Z
ryan this is so good
kate
2016-06-22T06:39:23.000Z
it's a delight.
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2016-06-22T15:14:47.000Z
Originally he was, but the trump joke hit me while I was trying to brainstorm a topic and it just stuck.
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2016-06-22T15:15:16.000Z
And thank you
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2016-06-22T15:15:48.000Z
There should be an emoji there but it's not showing on my phone- anyway, seriously thank you :-D
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