The amount of time between 'Place Order' and 'Oh hey, my pizza is here!'

Holy shit I laughed

LMFAO

I'm still waiting for my dinner. XD

LMNDSK

I had pizza for dinner.

You would have been proud of me.

I went to a restaurant with friends and one friend and I split a large and I ate all of my half.

Chris, I am ecstatic for you. Mistie and I are also splitting a large, so, this will be a trial for me.

A trial in the name of good husbanding.

'Please, inner strength. Do not fail me. Do not let me reach for more than my share.'

Quatros

Just in case anyone was worried - food arrived and thus, I was fed for the evening.

Interesting menu, Chris.

Now I am super tired so instead of doing tags like a productive person I am going to go and sleep.