Re: swoleness. Why do you hate me.

would sonny moe eat a seriously sandy sandwich

Chris: I actually love you enough to provide a counterpoint to your views to give you a constant reminder as to why you hold those views and practices so dear. There can be no light without shadow etc, etc.

Snap: Uh. Yeah. He would. He'd prefer it unsandy but if that's all that's on offer? Extra minerals in his diet. Nothing wrong with that.

Your dudes' favourite positions?

Shortstop.

LOL, Chris

UH Well, Knuckles has so little expertise that 'whichever one he gets to do' probably counts.

Same thing with Sonny though I imagine anything where he can look into the other's eyes would count.

Jon: Doggy.

Joel... uh.... god I have no clue.

Parks and Recreation - Ron Swanson's Best Moments (S... Joel

....I have never seen this show but oh my god that's very Joel. Like scarily so.

Obviously a comedic version but hell. Close enough. I'll take it.

Ron Swanson & His Hatred for Things

characters turn ons/turn offs?