'why are we here'

Lifeguard shark - it's what's for dinner

This is an amazing tortoise. (I'm not uploading every animal photo I took on this trip. I have more pictures of squirrels and pigeons and seagulls than I have of Chris.)

We're kids now, we're squids, now...

I refused to wear the hat.

I am a bad friend.

Chris killed a green squid and wears its skin as a grisly trophy - a grim reminder that it is never OK to be a squid or a kid now.

Yes. You're the worst. But it is OK. We all have our limits. Your limit is being a squid now and/or a kid now.

I am neither, and the very question disgusts me on a personal level.

...OK so you get a seagull photo. It's the time of year that juvenile seagulls are everywhere!

ON A BOAT

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No... it's a portal into the Bara Hellhole that is my life! Join me, Jams..."

"Then you can look like this!"

That's basically half of what I said to Jim.

Half of everything I ever said was "join me in this bara hellhole"

Also, I'm super cute in that photo with your wife.

"No, Jum, I don't want to lose you to the vortex that is Swolehalla. You're pretty OK just the way you are, sort of." said Mistie.

Chris surveys his newfound kingdom and finds it lacking.

This is the selfie I took with Einstein while Chris took a photo of me taking a selfie with Einstein.

Chris, Einstein and myself performing the Fusion Dance. We because a super genius swole guy who's primary life skill is eating pizza.

"Hey, Dad, I'm at a place you know from a thing you like. Also. If they don't mark the price of the beer on the menu, it's probably too expensive. Why didn't you teach me that?"

Chris looks at the relics of a bygone era and smiles.

Gummy Bear meets his demise. (Chris ate his ear.)

THAT'S ALL.

Jim.

Yes?

I knew that if they don't put a price on the beer that it's too expensive.

You are the one that has beer-pricing problems.

Well.

We could argue this point all day but we'll probably never know the truth.

In fact, the mystery is what makes it all the more exciting.

(No, I know.)

(It was just funnier this way.)

ahhhhh so jelly lol. it all looks so awesome and fun