Oh that is torture!

there's still time to arm the helpdesk staff with pitchforks and raise a coup.

oh!

there's rebellion in the air. The staff are revolting. (Go on, say it, you know you want to....)

i don't know what are we supposed to say!!! * ... * !!

Beat the keyboards into swords!

Folk usually make a joke about revolting people ,but it isn't compulsory.

ahhhhh, oi see. LOL I GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. no i in meatpye. dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn. right i have spent all day in the

distasteful air of recruitment agencies eeyyuuggghhhhhh (not all of 'em though)

forgive me for having gone just a leedle bit mad.

of course