just added "The Church of Holy Immersion" to the story. I'm thinking it needs a Saint Sophrosyne. (Although hardly anyone would get the joke.)
Churches aren't known for restraint.
or restraints.
OR ARE THEY!?!
NYHA, HA, HA!
(Trigger alert)
oh, that's supposed to come before the triggering part.
Better late than never.
(It triggered a snort.)
And the line is...
“Holy Saint Sophrosyne,” Tads muttered, the hum of his tiny wingbeats going up a hair raising octave...
“How did you end up getting a date with the freaking Master Vampire of New Eden on your first night in town?”
There's a Master Vampire!?!
yep 
in the RPG Districts.
and a kitchen sink.
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