At least they're honest about it!

Awfully pricey for plastic food....

I'm guessing they meant imitation crab stick versus synthetic which means "made by chemical synthesis, especially to imitate a natural product."

The bad thing about waiting until 1:30 to think about lunch is just about anything sounds good.

I was hoping they were talking about in vitro meat!

I think I'm going to pass this time. Just ordered a carry out small bacon and avocado pizza from the restaurant on the 1st floor of our building.