dreams of the day he's in exit row and the pilot tells him "Hey, no emergency, but we wanted to make sure the fancy exits work.. Wana open one just for the heck of it?"
!!
I secretly want to open the emergency exit window in the bus. The red handle, it taunts me!
wirehead
says
yeah, that taunts me too, but the emergency exit on the plain comes with a super-fun slide.
wirehead
shares
Ooooooh!
lindes
thinks
the reality of this prospect might... detract from the fun of the fantasy. 
wirehead
thinks
that's why he added the "No emergency, but.." part.
knows they test the escape hatches with real people during certification, but presumably only in France and Seattle.
lindes
says
ahh, hmm... maybe you could sign up to be a beta tester? 
lindes
says
also, I've seen bus windows get opened...