or learn how to dial a phone and order take out?? XD

*shakes fist*

man, even *I* know how to cook without setting off the fire alarm! And I burnt mac and cheese!

it's like clockwork. Every night around dinner time it goes off. And it's going off in another apt. first, so it can't be us..

maybe they're falling asleep cooking pizza? Or they like really burnt popcorn? *is grasping at straws*