Morgana can't have nice things
what is happiness
..............................
morgana your taste in men
I mean, he hasn't had a good screw in a long time
....can't stop won't stop?
where is the thread in question
But I should warn you that I've never had a penis, not in my whole life
So I feel as if I may not be great at writing smut from the perspective of one with a penis
Not that I haven't done it before, but
.....you guys have no faith
Come on, what's the worst that can happen?
lmao we can just fade out, my smut writing abilities have dwindled I think
IF IT HAD BEEN OUTLOUD MORGANA WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL AW HELL NO
maybe this'll mellow loki out a little though and he'll be less I'M GOING TO STAB YOU at cass
if that's the case then good job morgana you're a bro :|b
taking one for the team she didn't know she was on :|b
but Silent Hill is kinda coming up
and that's not going to help him calm down much
On the plus side, no one in Silent Hill can have sex with him!
your man is safe, Morgana.
WHICH IS A GOOD THING TBH who wants to have sex in silent hill
no one you want to be having sex with, that's for sure
Maybe if you like sexy nurses?
um, with bandages and things
they try and stab you though
definitely unsexy stabbing
MORGANA HAS LOTS OF EXPERIENCE WITH UNSEXY STABBING
it's okay Tyrion, it's a compliment
What if it's a penis metaphor?
she's attracted to the absolute worst people
No, no metaphors in this thread I don't think
THAT IS NOT WHAT HE MEANT
You should be clearer to Morgana about who might not be the best choice of fuckbuddy
oh I love this though because his special inmate bff sleeping with loki is the next closest thing to him sleeping with loki and as I have said before that would be very IC from a "lol and then Loki fucked up
or iow Felix can't make bad sexual decisions anymore so he foists them off on others
Loki always used sex to make people's lives difficult in Asgard, too.
when this falls apart I'm pretty sure Morgana is just going to blue screen for a good long while
never having sex again
to hell with relationships, fate is against her ever being happy
Heeey Loki thinks fate has the same vendetta against him
They should totally ALWAYS be bffs
and she should always do what he wants and stuff...
this does not seem like an equal relationship...
that's because Loki is better than everyone else, duh :|
also I realized that her 'relationship' - which I use super loosely because what even - with Jefferson p much involved them tackling one another, sou rough is probably what she expects, morgana your life
....that whole getting his ass kicked by a bunch of mortals was a fluke
SHUSH IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT HE COULD HAVE BEATEN UP ALL OF YOU
SOLID EFFORT
It should also maybe be noted that Loki isn't the gentlest lover?
He doesn't have his superstrength anymore, but I mean, he's probably still not overly kind
but it's okay because he fails at everything and that should include causing too much pain
noooo everything is hideous
so much hideousness, sobbing
and yeah idk I feel like she partially expects gentleness, but partially doesn't? Because basically nothing in anything resembling a relationship she's ever had has been. gentle
I think that made sense but I am squinting rn
basically making out with/tackling Jefferson is the only experience she's got under her belt
as you can tell by the tackling
it was not remotely sweet or gentle
I know Loki has the CAPACITY to be gentle, but he's just not in the right frame of mind to be anything but rough right now
Everything is domination and conquest, even by the reckoning of his psuedo-viking culture
because the barge makes everything worse forever
tbh I don't know how she'll react ultimately, because she isn't exactly docile but she is so not the topiest top to ever top
Well, if Loki is smart he'll realize what she doesn't like and stop it. He wants them to be BFF
she's gonna throw him against a wall so hard if shit hits the fan
MORGANA, LOKI WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT FEELING SUBHUMAN IS LIKE IF IT HIT HIM IN THE FACE, DUDE DOES NOT QUALIFY
also there are other qualifiers like 'not being a giant douche' that he fails to satisfy
NO BUT HE WAS IMPRISONED AND HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TURNED ON HIM AND
I think you mean "he's a lord"
that's not what she means at all
HE IS NOT A DOUCHE, HE'S
NICE and he
CARES and he's a prince okay,
appropriate titles
MORGANA YOU CAN TELL WHEN HE'S LYING BECAUSE HIS LIPS ARE MOVING
No, why would you even think that. He'd never lie to his friend.
I feel like this emote is the most appropriate
Don't let Loki pet your hair. It'll probably end up even more Winehouse-ish
LMAO it's only appropriate in that that's Abigail and Hannibal
and he is 90% likely manipulating the shit out of her
she needs a gay bff FELIX WHERE ARE YOU
she needs a good influence
she has a few, she just keeps pushing them away
because they want her to do awful shit like change
and she just wants revenge and Loki is all baout that
TheSheep: Want me to just fade to black on this tag, and pick up after the act?
I will take that as a loud and decisive YES
Let it be known that Loki went for like 2 months on a barge full of people without having sex