TheSheep
11 years ago
[TLV] This is why Morgana can't have nice things.
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TheSheep
11 years ago
with_discipline are you really going to let them screw?
no mortal blade
11 years ago
well
no mortal blade
11 years ago
Morgana can't have nice things
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no mortal blade
11 years ago
so if you are game, yes
no mortal blade
11 years ago
what is happiness
no mortal blade
11 years ago
..............................
TheSheep
11 years ago
Well, Loki's pretty game
morgana your taste in men
TheSheep
11 years ago
I mean, he hasn't had a good screw in a long time
TheSheep
11 years ago
....can't stop won't stop?
where is the thread in question
i am curious now
TheSheep
11 years ago
But I should warn you that I've never had a penis, not in my whole life
ENDLESS OCEAN OF TEARS
TheSheep
11 years ago
So I feel as if I may not be great at writing smut from the perspective of one with a penis
TheSheep
11 years ago
Not that I haven't done it before, but
ʀᴇʏɴ
11 years ago
TheSheep
11 years ago
.....you guys have no faith
TheSheep
11 years ago
I mean
ʀᴇʏɴ
11 years ago
it's LOKI
TheSheep
11 years ago
Come on, what's the worst that can happen?
TheSheep
11 years ago
.................
ʀᴇʏɴ
11 years ago
see above
TheSheep
11 years ago
hush, you
no mortal blade
11 years ago
lmao we can just fade out, my smut writing abilities have dwindled I think
TheSheep
11 years ago
OH I'M SORRY
TheSheep
11 years ago
he does this to everyone
no mortal blade
11 years ago
IF IT HAD BEEN OUTLOUD MORGANA WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL AW HELL NO
ʀᴇʏɴ
11 years ago
maybe this'll mellow loki out a little though and he'll be less I'M GOING TO STAB YOU at cass
ʀᴇʏɴ
11 years ago
if that's the case then good job morgana you're a bro :|b
no mortal blade
11 years ago
taking one for the team she didn't know she was on :|b
TheSheep
11 years ago
...well
TheSheep
11 years ago
It might
TheSheep
11 years ago
but Silent Hill is kinda coming up
TheSheep
11 years ago
and that's not going to help him calm down much
TheSheep
11 years ago
On the plus side, no one in Silent Hill can have sex with him!
amazing
TheSheep
11 years ago
your man is safe, Morgana.
no mortal blade
11 years ago
WHICH IS A GOOD THING TBH who wants to have sex in silent hill
no mortal blade
11 years ago
hint: not morgana
ʀᴇʏɴ
11 years ago
no one you want to be having sex with, that's for sure
TheSheep
11 years ago
Maybe if you like sexy nurses?
TheSheep
11 years ago
um, with bandages and things
ʀᴇʏɴ
11 years ago
they try and stab you though
no mortal blade
11 years ago
definitely unsexy stabbing
no mortal blade
11 years ago
MORGANA HAS LOTS OF EXPERIENCE WITH UNSEXY STABBING
no mortal blade
11 years ago
IT IS THE LEAST SEXY
ʀᴇʏɴ
11 years ago
scream
no mortal blade
11 years ago
it's okay Tyrion, it's a compliment
TheSheep
11 years ago
What if it's a penis metaphor?
no mortal blade
11 years ago
she's attracted to the absolute worst people
no mortal blade
11 years ago
so. be glad?
no mortal blade
11 years ago
(morgana why)
TheSheep
11 years ago
No, no metaphors in this thread I don't think
no mortal blade
11 years ago
hyuck
HAHAHAHA OH NO
THAT IS NOT WHAT HE MEANT
TheSheep
11 years ago
.....Felix and Ivy
TheSheep
11 years ago
You should be clearer to Morgana about who might not be the best choice of fuckbuddy
oh I love this though because his special inmate bff sleeping with loki is the next closest thing to him sleeping with loki and as I have said before that would be very IC from a "lol and then Loki fucked up
his life" perspective
or iow Felix can't make bad sexual decisions anymore so he foists them off on others
TheSheep
11 years ago
YAY!!
TheSheep
11 years ago
Loki always used sex to make people's lives difficult in Asgard, too.
no mortal blade
11 years ago
THANKS FELIX
no mortal blade
11 years ago
THANKS
TheSheep
11 years ago
>_> sorry everyone
no mortal blade
11 years ago
when this falls apart I'm pretty sure Morgana is just going to blue screen for a good long while
no mortal blade
11 years ago
never having sex again X-( to hell with relationships, fate is against her ever being happy
TheSheep
11 years ago
Heeey Loki thinks fate has the same vendetta against him
TheSheep
11 years ago
They should totally ALWAYS be bffs
TheSheep
11 years ago
and she should always do what he wants and stuff...
no mortal blade
11 years ago
this does not seem like an equal relationship...
TheSheep
11 years ago
that's because Loki is better than everyone else, duh :|
no mortal blade
11 years ago
also I realized that her 'relationship' - which I use super loosely because what even - with Jefferson p much involved them tackling one another, sou rough is probably what she expects, morgana your life
no mortal blade
11 years ago
no mortal blade
11 years ago
loki :|
TheSheep
11 years ago
....that whole getting his ass kicked by a bunch of mortals was a fluke
no mortal blade
11 years ago
sure okay B|
TheSheep
11 years ago
SHUSH IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT HE COULD HAVE BEATEN UP ALL OF YOU
no mortal blade
11 years ago
I mean you know
no mortal blade
11 years ago
more power to you bro
no mortal blade
11 years ago
you tried
TheSheep
11 years ago
Gold star!!
no mortal blade
11 years ago
SOLID EFFORT
TheSheep
11 years ago
It should also maybe be noted that Loki isn't the gentlest lover?
TheSheep
11 years ago
He doesn't have his superstrength anymore, but I mean, he's probably still not overly kind
TheSheep
11 years ago
but it's okay because he fails at everything and that should include causing too much pain
Lady Stardust
11 years ago
/popcorn.gif
TheSheep
11 years ago
noooo everything is hideous
no mortal blade
11 years ago
so much hideousness, sobbing
no mortal blade
11 years ago
and yeah idk I feel like she partially expects gentleness, but partially doesn't? Because basically nothing in anything resembling a relationship she's ever had has been. gentle
no mortal blade
11 years ago
I think that made sense but I am squinting rn
no mortal blade
11 years ago
basically making out with/tackling Jefferson is the only experience she's got under her belt
no mortal blade
11 years ago
and
no mortal blade
11 years ago
as you can tell by the tackling
no mortal blade
11 years ago
it was not remotely sweet or gentle
TheSheep
11 years ago
T_T MORGANA PLS
TheSheep
11 years ago
I know Loki has the CAPACITY to be gentle, but he's just not in the right frame of mind to be anything but rough right now
TheSheep
11 years ago
Everything is domination and conquest, even by the reckoning of his psuedo-viking culture
no mortal blade
11 years ago
because the barge makes everything worse forever
no mortal blade
11 years ago
tbh I don't know how she'll react ultimately, because she isn't exactly docile but she is so not the topiest top to ever top
TheSheep
11 years ago
Well, if Loki is smart he'll realize what she doesn't like and stop it. He wants them to be BFF
no mortal blade
11 years ago
A++ manipulation Loki
TheSheep
11 years ago
HE TRIES SO HARD.
no mortal blade
11 years ago
she's gonna throw him against a wall so hard if shit hits the fan
for a price
11 years ago
oh good lord this thread
for a price
11 years ago
MORGANA, LOKI WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT FEELING SUBHUMAN IS LIKE IF IT HIT HIM IN THE FACE, DUDE DOES NOT QUALIFY X-(
for a price
11 years ago
also there are other qualifiers like 'not being a giant douche' that he fails to satisfy
no mortal blade
11 years ago
NO BUT HE WAS IMPRISONED AND HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TURNED ON HIM AND
for a price
11 years ago
AND HE'S A DOUCHELORD
TheSheep
11 years ago
I think you mean "he's a lord"
TheSheep
11 years ago
Just, in general
for a price
11 years ago
that's not what she means at all
no mortal blade
11 years ago
HE IS NOT A DOUCHE, HE'S NICE and he CARES and he's a prince okay, appropriate titles X-(
for a price
11 years ago
MORGANA YOU CAN TELL WHEN HE'S LYING BECAUSE HIS LIPS ARE MOVING
no mortal blade
11 years ago
BUT
no mortal blade
11 years ago
HE WOULDN'T LIE TO ME :C
TheSheep
11 years ago
No, why would you even think that. He'd never lie to his friend.
for a price
11 years ago
(doh)
no mortal blade
11 years ago
I feel like this emote is the most appropriate
TheSheep
11 years ago
Don't let Loki pet your hair. It'll probably end up even more Winehouse-ish
no mortal blade
11 years ago
LMAO it's only appropriate in that that's Abigail and Hannibal
no mortal blade
11 years ago
and he is 90% likely manipulating the shit out of her
TheSheep
11 years ago
TRAGIC
no mortal blade
11 years ago
AYUP
...morgana
look at your life
look at your choices
no mortal blade
11 years ago
she needs a gay bff FELIX WHERE ARE YOU
she needs a good influence
no mortal blade
11 years ago
she has a few, she just keeps pushing them away
no mortal blade
11 years ago
because they want her to do awful shit like change
no mortal blade
11 years ago
and she just wants revenge and Loki is all baout that
siiiiigh
no mortal blade
11 years ago
TheSheep: Want me to just fade to black on this tag, and pick up after the act?
TheSheep
11 years ago
Whatever works best!
TheSheep
11 years ago
So, sure
TheSheep
11 years ago
/works on being decisive
no mortal blade
11 years ago
I will take that as a loud and decisive YES
TheSheep
11 years ago
Yes, thank you!
no mortal blade
11 years ago
TheSheep
11 years ago
Let it be known that Loki went for like 2 months on a barge full of people without having sex
no mortal blade
11 years ago
this is a record
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