I think Chris D'Amico just broke Loki's brain.
Good job.
He mentioned he'd read Iron Man comics
Now Loki sees his whole world laid out in books and knows he's found someone who can tell him anything
He's so pleased T_T
Shhhhh, he's not allowed to tell anyone what he's telling Loki
It's part of the agreement
I would be careful with that. Because awhile ago there used to be comics on in the library
and it caused some concerns. the comics ended up being removed
Don't worry, I'll make sure OOCly not to let Loki ask anything without getting permission from the character in question
That must have been really fun to do permissions around, jeez
This is why I could never play a nerd character
Yeah, I'm constantly checking back to see who can and can't be fourth-walled and whether CR with a third party is going to be affected
I'd end up so confused if I had to keep all that straight T_T
I thought it was funny when Chris was warning Cassel about Kon early on, when they first got paired
fff it's not so bad, most people have their permissions right at the front of their journals
he was telling him about the prereboot Kon.
The worst part is where Chris should know something that I don't, because then it's wikipedia scanning
That's true. I had to do it when I played a mind-reading character here, but that's not nearly as much fourth wall breakage
WELL he is welcome to ask Loki about his lovely helmet, since he'll have seen that plenty in his comics
his canon point is from before the reboot, so it makes sense
chris' that is
That was just total stupid blind luck.
...oh, that is confusing, that's right.
...chris
:/
:| wut.
brb screwing all comic book characters with 4th wall permissions over?
lmao Slade already got fourthwalled pretty ahrd once
hard*
so he's just....w/e
Poor Slade. 
jason is also like w/e because he's seen some crazy stuff in his day
TheSheep also, speaking of Nu!characters...I heard you might know someone who is interested in Kara? >> << >>
lbr loki will only use this information for good.
like what to get his friends for their birthdays or something idk
YEP HE'LL BE SO NICE TO EVERYONE.
I do know someone who is interesting in playing Kara!
She hasn't RPed on DW since.... actually since everyone was on LJ.
But she loves Nu52 Kara and is seriously thinking of apping her as a Warden
tell her she will have all my adoration if she does /forever longs for a Nu!Kara
She was excited to hear about Kon!
I can see her being a warden after the big super crossover
KON WOULD BE UNEASY ABOUT HER APPEARING
she gave him such a beat down, lol.
Yeah, I think she'd do well as a Warden, at least if she doesn't end up getting all adolescent about it
Ahaha, WELL, it did seem pretty important to beat him down at the time
We actually did a test run, just on AIM, with Kara meeting Loki
yeah, she was like MUST SAVE KRYPTON and he was like OMG KARA STOP YOU ARE GOING TO DOOM US ALL
we tried it just as meeting up on Earth, and then in a situation where he's trapped like on the Barge
Yeeeeeeeeah
Ooh, nice. If she ever wanted to do some test runs with Kon, I'd be happy to help out o/
And now she's poisoned :|
I shall tell her that!
Of course she's also into RPing Sherlock Holmes, not from any movie or show but from the short stories and novellas
But I told her she miiiight want to try Kara first
I'm not sure how well a warden with a cocaine addiction would do anyway
.........
that's an incredibly good point.
he started off as an inmate tho
SEE Loki doesn't deserve to be an inmate at all. He doesn't even do drugs!
it's true though Jesse's had multiple go-rounds with meth while on the Barge
poor Jesse
And Adrian Veidt is... well
I don't think it's necessarily in the spirit to say that an addict can't be a warden because of their addiction
If you discount the world-destroying and such
I agree, all of the wardens have vices
And T'Pol from Star Trek Enterprise was a warden as well, and I believe she had a regression into drugs too
(btw where is this chris-loki thing happening?)
also it's worth noting that we have had multiple incarnations of Sherlock Holmes before
as wardens
Oh yeah, they might be retired
Oh, um
(also worth noting that yeah Jesse's addiction was like... not even remotely the thing that got him on board as an inmate)
Yes, that
I don't think they're retired!
It seems that most of the inmates aboard are at least guilty of murder
I am obviously biased :3 she should go with whoever she thinks she would have the most fun with
though not all
Oh, knowing her she'll want to bring them both in eventually
I think she was playing 5 characters at a time at one point
and managing to be REALLY active with all of them, somehow
chriiiiis
:|
:| he isn't the smartest okay.
if you blab to loki about him, slade will be displeased
SO WILL LOKI
So um don't unless you want to get... shrieked at?
Not like he can do too much more right now without getting his ass stuck in Zero.
--wait wait, who's getting shrieked at?
Oh, I'm just saying that Chris shouldn't break his promise or Loki will have a tantrum about it.
lmao
That's fair. Chris doesn't know too many of his close friends' backstories and is on less than amiable terms with a lot of comic book-verse people.
But yeah he'll keep his word UNTIL IT'S CONVENIENT TO BETRAY PEOPLE
because that's apparently how he rolls
/high five!
\o
It's hard to say who would give a more painful death: the Hulk or Hit-Girl
So he's kind of torn on that issue
....Loki can answer that
Like, without a doubt.
chris 
that icon is terrifyingly adorable
that is kon's reaction to chris 75% of the time
It's not unfounded. Chris manages to get himself into unbelievably stupid crap. DEALS WITH LOKI why the hell not.
D: SO CUTE
Yeah, um, Loki is probably the absolute last person on the Barge you want to make deals with
But you know, what can a couple of inmates do
Oh god if he asks about Cassandra Chris is -fucked-.
Yeah Adrian why weren't you here to stop this nonsense.
Shhh it's okay
omg chris if you say anything about cass, jason will come at you, bro
He won't figure out that Cass is a comic book hero until the next time he sees her fight
Also I haven't asked Ren about it yet so I really can't say what he'll ask :/
Totally. And hell, he might just straight out refuse and then make Loki scream a lot.
Probably
And then tell him that he will personally lead Hit Girl to him
And probably like give her a bunch of guns
and nun-chucks IDK
He's pretty tight with some badass people already but Hit Girl gives him nightmares.
once Jay graduates, which'll probably be early june, I am still debating bringing Kick-Ass around as a warden. /needs to do more test driving with him
that would be so amazing you have no idea.
he would be so terrible to chris
gets demoted
esp if he saw him holding hands with Cassel.
gj Kick-Ass.
B[! how dare you spy on our awkward one-sided relationship
it's cool cass trusts chris with her life, even if he DOES spill the beans and she ends up getting murdered or something she won't hold it against him
now i know why you got off to me being tortured wtf dude you're not gonna do that to him are you
she loves you hopefully-adopted-bro :|b
because i will break your balls first
Yeah that would totally set off that oh-so-rare anger of his and probably end in a ton of bloodshed
...I am so sorry Cass
Aww Cass. ;-;
cass;;
You're so understanding and you shouldn't be
Or um, well. Not really. But it will be heartbreaking.
hmm, someone could app hit girl from the movies, since she's going to be 15-16 in the new movie (if the case can be made for them)
Damnit, then Loki will have to keep his word!
murderofcrows was putzing around that idea but IDK how she feels now about it
Especially since I absorb all of her CR like a human sponge.
Won't that be fun
loki you gotta stop ruining lives man cass will never get her deal at this rate
OH NO THE HORROR
...by the way
Dean is dead
Just in case you missed that particular murder
I sure did not, damn you loki
HE IS PLEASED.
by which I mean you're glorious never stop
he'd feel more glorious if you gave him back his powers plzkthx
um let her think abo NO
NOOO WHY EVER NOT I mean he's been a model prisoner. You'd never even KNOW he'd set those dogs loose!
Or pushed Cassel into getting Doyle drunk, for that metter
I love that this plan is working so well
Oh god me too T_T
This is like a little RP dream coming true for me
....which might say a lot about me that I'd rather not know
awwwww :3
ffff nah it's awesome
Cass can get her revenge by NOT being a shaking mess in Silent Hill
punches pyramid head in the face
although if he does show up I'll be mad
Isn't he only there for one SH protagonist?
He's the embodiment of sexual frustration, I thought
yeah, James is one fucked up dude
And thus Pyramid Head would have nothing to do with Cass because she is HAPPY CUDDLING MERLIN >:|
she is pretty happy cuddling merlin :3
She can punch frost giants and stuff instead
kick-ass wouldn't know what to do with mindy being so close to his age, since he's around 17 in the comics.
and he is used to her being 12 and just...destroying everything while being so tiny
beats the crap out of a thor styled monster, suddenly Loki kind of likes her a little
Or just, you know, cry a lot because even stupid little mortal girl can beat up Thor WHY CAN'T HE
hey loki I found this hammer it's really light do you want it?
OH GOD LET ME GO PITCH MYSELF OFF ANOTHER CLIFF INTO THE VOID BYYEEEEEEEEEEE
the void just teleports him right back to her and he's like DAMN YOU SILENT HILL /SHAKES FIST
I'm pretty sure that would literally break him
He'd probably end up on some kind of psychotic rampage and get run through with like a tree branch that he wouldn't stop to avoid
well that sounds incredibly uncomfortable
...he and Cass can high five over discomfort?
DDDDDD
careful with that fist Cass
you'll probably punch him in the chest with it
he can take it he's superstrong
....not if Cass takes that away too T_T
He's wondering what will happen if she tries to take away anything else. Like maybe he'll be left with only one leg or something.
which... is kind of hilarious in an awful way
omg loki she won't MAIM YOU
... taking powers doesn't count
he's gonna hate life once she figures out he's been behind all this though
no more strength, no more speed, no more durability
Oh man, yeah
He deserves whatever's coming
And at least according to my list he's not done yet
one hour a day just sitting and listening to tony stark talk
asking the admiral to replace loki's horrible rants about people with cat videos
NO IT'S TOO MUCH NEVAAAAAAAAAR
Someone in an earlier Plurk said they'd bring Thor in if he wasn't careful
daily thorhugs, then
And I just couldn't help picturing Loki hearing that threat and shrinking to the size of a cat
WORST PUNISHMENT EVER.
BETTER BE NICE THEN LOKI CASS WILL GET CREATIVE
/threatens again!
i picture thor introducing himself to cass all 
cass tells him what loki has done on the barge
........and then Thor will be reminded that his brother is DEFINITELY adopted
T_T too shameful to be part of the family.
poor thor, trying to be so brotherly and noble
and then he got fact checked
>>
80 people in 2 days isn't so bad on Asgard!
What are frost giants and elves and such for?
:|
scream
And dwarves only count as half, you see
LOKI NO
ALL THE TIIIIIIIME
WOOHOO DEATH AND STUFF.
i actually thought about apping thor at one point, but I'm worried about his voice bleeding over with kon's. since they are both like "I like to help people ! I don't know much about earth's culture!"
! I don't know much about earth's culture!"
T_T you can tell them apart because one is blond and has biceps the size of small dogs
man now I want thor and cass to be friends :c
they would be
he could tell her stories about how Loki isn't ALL bad and she'd just :3 at his hopefulness
And they're both so sweet and JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS
...I also once did this long RP campaign to make a Thor I was threading with think he was illiterate
Loki spent months gaslighting him
oh my god
Good times
loki stop kicking sand at people in the sandbox.
but thor knows your secret, loki. you just wanna belooonngg
NO NEVER SHUT UUUUUUP I DON'T WANNA JOIN YOUR STUPID ASGARDIAN HEROES CLUB NOOOOOOOOO
...now I'm going to try and take over Earth to show that I totally want to be alone
:|
casually mind controlling people into being his friend
holy shit that illiteracy thing is amazing
that makes me want to thread my Thor with you
>_> All Thors are always welcome
It was crazy
I didn't know so many of you guys had Thors
And Ren, you have Sif
See, I KNEW there were good Thor RPers
Just not some of the Lokis you used to find on memes who would randomly burst into tears and such
I played Thor in Es War Einmal for a while with Punchy's Sif but lol @ me having more than two characters at any given time
I've never heard of that RP
I do 
I almost got the warriors three in afac but it never ended up happening
I dinked around with a thor muse in museboxes for awhile. but i haven't done anything with him in awhile
Whoa, I've never seen all three warriors played either
Well, I suspect the next Thor movie will bring out some muses, anyway
definitely
I'm terrified it will be awful, but it's supposed to be mostly in Asgard and other realms so I've got a lot of hope
Also Sif gets to do battle on a horse and Thor has braids in his hair - those are excellent signs
UGH NO shutting up with possible spoilers
thor would be fun to see on the barge not only because of his dynamic with loki, but he'd probably throw off snow and kirk, since he looks like the huntsman/kirk's dad
I once saw a Huntsman whose username was "thorforgottowash" and it was perfect.
I sort of wish he could have met the Anthony Hopkins!Hannibal because that would be WEIRD.
...oh Chris
you should not be let out without a muzzle
this is going to be good XD