Dendrophilia - attraction to trees how.. wait. so.

do people fuck against trees or does it mean someone dresses UP as a tree?

and then get fucked by a tree?

they get wood.

LOL.

SERIOUSLY. I LAUGHED

ksdlfj;sf omg i needed that laugh today. thank you, michi.

i guess ... it's some guy dresses up as a tree with a penis sticking out of a hole that's supposed to be a "branch" and a girl comes along and fucks it. - that's the only thing i can think of that... relates