I've decided if I ever get so wound up that I want to go shoot a bunch of people, I'm going to make a bunch of muffins and toss them instead
lol i just read that as there was a bunch of ppl you wanted to PUNCH
"The world is a horrible place!" toss "I can't take it anymore!" hurl "I believe in nonviolence and that people are inherently good!"
hahaha
You would somehow get charged with either assault or at least littering. 
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Or attempted murder, if someone had an allergy. 
oh right... "Gluten Killings On the Rise"
Marry me!?
i will immediately marry you miss lala. come here. i just got a job and i will buy you muffins EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK.
Not to nitpick but could we maybe switch it up one day a week and get cupcakes?
of course! and pie! and cobbler! and gooey chocolatey carmel turle thingeys.
sorry, ate some of your ammo