What is the least sexy commonly accepted word for breasts? I nominate "mammaries".
I nominate "Fun Bags".
milk sacks.
chesticles?
warm milk dispensers
Kimberknit
says
angryfrench: I ditto that
The "big boppers" 
Here's a good list: www.netjeff.com/humor/it...
Here's a good list: www.netjeff.com/humor/it... 
at the list
dood, chesticles!? Brilliant and filthy and upsetting.
if you're calling them waldos you're looking in the wrong magazines
chesticles isn't even on the list. I'm mega original.