Today is a stupid day full of stupid things. I'm upstairs in the laundry room. There's milk in my bathtub. I have 10+ pages of paperwork.
Inn other news, don't expect too much out of me tonight because my brain is made of oatmeal.
See: spelling in as inn.
/adds apples and cinnamon to your brains At least now they're tasty oatmeal.
Thank you, Litha. You always know just what to do in these situations.
Delicious.
....Unless what you do will make my roomate eat my brains.
All I've eaten today is crisps, lemon bar, and fried chicken.
Which isn't bad, but y'know.
and you didn't even live through the zombie apocalypse this morning
...milk tub why?
also Raile I expect you to return my bro to me intact. None of this 
nonsense.
nonsense.
Look, I'm not responsible for what he does to himself, okay?
Of course, and I won't blame you if he eats his OWN brains. But keep your teeth out of it! 
All right, I guess that's fair. I'll try to resist my hunger for a few more days!