things peeing standing up is the greatest thing ever.

............. What?

swings a punch at hearing his voice - it's an instinct, she can't help it. "Maybe I won't kill you for doing this to me."

facepalms.

snickers.

dodges. "I didn't do anything, kora! Why are you.... you....." He gestures to her- him? Oh god.

's eyes narrow. "Don't play stupid. This is your fault, you shot the modified bazooka at me!" /drops down to swipe her leg at his footing/

hops back. "Why the hell would I shoot a bazooka at you? I'm not stupid, kora!"

doesn't hesitate to throw herself at him to knock him over. "The hell do I know!"

isn't expecting her to be that heavy so he doesn't brace himself as well as he could. "Gah!" /is tackled

pins him down, glaring. "Why did you do it?!"

I didn't DO anything! You've clearly got some wrong information, kora. I've been out of town for the past couple days.

narrows her eyes... would Colonello have the guts to lie to her? There WAS something off about him that day... "Then how do you explain it?"

looks at a loss. "That WAS my explanation, kora! It's why I couldn't have done it. And why the hell would I?!"