I was more than halfway to Plurk nirvana before I quit plurking. I resolve to attain nirvana with this new phone!

15 years ago

15 years ago

Eff karma.

15 years ago

Yeah! Karma's a totally bogus concept.

15 years ago

I bet God has karma.

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15 years ago

Well, Plurk karma is less vague than the Hindu/Buddhist concept, which makes it more difficult to be pretentious about.

15 years ago

Believe me I tried but still couldn't get laid. I should have just spent the energy at the gym and plastic surgery.

15 years ago

...and psychotherapy.