that as well. Cold weather is great!

other people are just being particularly whiny. Why else would they complain?

wouldn't go as far as to say that. He doesn't even particularly know why people would complain about it being cold, anyway.

Because your balls shrivel up and turn blue. 8|

"Only if your balls are small enough to shrivel up. I've luckily never had to experience such a thing."

sticks his tongue out and sneers Don't believe you. You'll have to prove it, Norgie Porgie.

now politely excusing himself from this conversation. ^^;

the Prussian a blank look. "Oh really? Is that just so you can hide your shortcomings by attempting, and failing, to find some of mine?"

juts his hips out and smirks Trust me, baby, there's nothing SHORT about my comings~

"I would ask you to prove it, but I'll save you the embarrassment."

It's cute how you're trying to be all coy and uncaring.

really doesn't care, but doesn't bother to point that out. "And it's irritating how you refer to me as cute."

Would you rather I say that your eyes sparkle like the snow on a dewy Christmas morning, and your hair shines like sunlight on a white fox~?

cackles, leaning in and raising one of his pale brows, confidence written all over his face

rolls his eyes. "Is it really so hard for you to just not say anything at all?"

Well no, but I'd have to be kissing you or sucking you off. Your choice~ pulls his lips back in a hungry, feral grin

raises an eyebrow. "Oh really? I wasn't aware you lacked the talent to be quiet. My mistake."

Why be quiet? I can do far better things with my mouth.

Just ask that little brother of yours. Or Finland. Or anybody, really. waggles his eyebrows

"Like prove that you're an idiot, like your appearance suggests?" He narrowed his eyes at the albino. "Messing with Finland is not going to

get just me against you, I hope you're aware."

Oh, you mean Sweden? Relax, I've done him like six times. cackles, waving his hand airily

shakes his head. "And this is the kinds of conversations that occur when speaking with an idiot who thinks with his libido."

Hey! I think with more than my libido. huffs, glaring and crossing his arms I also think with my sword. Not that I get to do that any more

thanks to those verdammt peace treaties.. muttermutter

shrugs. "If you say so." That didn't necessarily mean he had to believe him.

glares a bit ..You're boring. Now I remember why I never bothered with you. All you Nordics are brain damaged from the vodka.

smirks slightly. "Oh? I'm pretty sure I'm more interesting than you'd ever believe."

You can't even hold a conversation. You're just like bleh bleh bleh. speaks in a sneering, nasaly voice I'm Nowary, and I have a stick up

my butt. Bleh bleh.

shrugged. "That's not my problem. If you're so bored, why don't you just walk away?"

Because I want in your pants. shrugs

blinks, raising an eyebrow. "Oh really? Is it your goal to sleep with everyone, regardless of how boring you think they are?"

No, but you're so cute it makes up for the boringness. grins, leaning forward again

leans back, raising an eyebrow. "Right. Unfortunately, the same can't be said for you."

Aw, come on now, Norgie. You don't think I'm a little bit attractive? leans in even more, taking a step forward

takes an equivalent step back, frowning. "Not exactly, no. And would you please stop calling me that?"

steps forward again, his eyes flashing mischievously Would you rather I call you.. leans in to brush his lips over Norway's ear Lukas~?

steps back, freezing when his back hits the wall. He lifted a hand, pushing the other's face away from him. "Just Norway is fine, thanks."

puts his hands on either side of Lukas on the wall, laughing around the hand You're right, Norway IS fine.

can't help but think it's no wonder Prussia has a problem with his balls turning blue if he's so eager to get out of his pants. "Hey! Stop

harassing him." Frown.

Mattie, quit being a cockblock and watch the master work. leans in even more, brushing his lips over Norway's ear again

's frown deepens. He goes over and tries to push Gilbert away from Lukas. "No. He doesn't want it, this is wrong."

lets out a small sigh of relief at Mattie's voice. "I believe Matthew is quite right; you had your fun, Gilbert." He pushed at the other's

face again.

Damnit, Matt, you threw off my groove. flails with Norway's hand in his face

"Well, you deserve it. You shouldn't just go around coming on to random people!" He puts his hands on hips, looking anything but amused.

gave on final push to the Prussian. "Keep your groove off, Gilbert. I don't need it." He shot a slightly thankful look to Matthew.

Whaaat. pouts at Matt I hit on you! I hit on everybody. It's not random if I always do it!

shrugs. "Alright then, stop hitting on and coming onto everyone then." He answers simply. He returns Lukas's smile, happy to have helped~

snorted, finally stepping away from Gilbert. "I don't think he has the ability to not hit on people, Matthew."

I'll just hit on you instead, Mattie, how's that? *grins and slips his hand in Matt's back pocket, brushing Norway away with a dismissive

gesture*

flushes, trying to pull the other's hand out of his pocket. "W-what? Ahaha, no thanks." He laughs nervously.

shakes his head. "Seriously, Prussia. Won't you leave Matthew alone?" He may have been glad to have the attention off of him, but that

didn't mean the Canadian had to suffer.

cackles, pulling his hand away and winking, turning on his heel and waving You guys have my number.

watches him go, flushed, relieved, and a little confused. "Um... Okay? Bye, then?"

hums lightly. "I don't believe I do, luckily." He turned to Matthew. "Are you alright?"

nods. "Oh, I'm fine." He answers, looking over at Lukas. "What about you?"

smirked a bit. "Perfectly alright, thanks to you, even though I am quite positive Gilbert's bark is worse than his bite."

smiles. "It's no problem. I'm glad I could help!" He blinks at the last statement. "What do you mean?" Tilts his head to the side confusedly

.

attempts to smile back, but it feels awkward enough he just slips back into his blank gaze. "I just mean that I don't believe he'd have

actually done it."