Don't you just love it? A little bit culture, a little bit spam, but pretty much always appropriate.

it's funny, I have to say that.

perhaps she should "friend" the bard. There is that useless MA in English to justify...

To high promotions and great dignity

Oh, thank you, sir. Iambic fits you well.

To hear good counsel: o, what learning is!

and yadda, yadda, yadda, on and on. (the rest is sleeptime)

Ha!