refuses to accept that France is bigger. Bloody frog...

the biggest in all of Scandanavia. B] This is why I ruled.

Well, this is just by average...(but then again as the personifications of our nations, we too are often the average..)

"Wow, Hungary. You've sure got a big dick." Awesome.

huffs, crossing his arms over his chest. Like hell it is...hmph. Takes another look at the chart. ...at least I'm not the smallest...

Smirks "It is pretty awesome. Actually, I do believe I won the contest." (wink)

laughing way too hard.

under the impression that Hungary was a,erm...a female...and oh,look, a scone suddenly appeared in his hand, slipped out of it and flew

off to hit America in the head. Whoops...

grumbles and massages his head, before laughing. Nice one, Artie!

(and he's talking about the map, not the scone).

whistles innocently, hiding his hands behind his back. ...what's that supposed to mean, you twat?

snickers and covers his mouth with his hands. I wonder about that...

glares at you, arms moving to cross over his chest. ...and why in the hell would you inquire about the size of me...er...right.

didn't inquire, did he? More like... Forcefully shown. Blame Hungary, though she's awesome for doing this.

that's just the sort of depraved humour Hollywood has shoved into your brain. ...a-and how is that even remotely 'awesome"??

still cannot stop laughing. Hey, Artie, has anyone had the pleasure of proving that statistic for you?

furrows his eyebrows together, glaring once more at the map. ...and what, pray tell, do you mean by that?

Pfff. Oh, Hungary. If only you were male you would have won. Too bad your penis never grew in. Sad... sad...

(Gonna leave this here, with an emphasis on 3 and 4. <3)

What do you think I meant?~

..I have an idea, but I think you ought to tell me.

Nah, I'll leave you to it. 8D

That's not fair. Tell me, you git. =__=

would think you'd know. c:

Laughs as she would like to remind England that in fact she is still a female and to remind Prussia to shut the fuck up.

never shut the fuck up, you should know that by now.

just wants to hear it straight from you. Hmph...a-and yes, I certainly thought so...awkward laugh. I wa sjust a tad bit confused..

*was just

shrugs.

What an unfortunately true fact Gil. And no worries England, I am 100% female, despite everything in my past...

frowns, poking you. Well?

Unfortunate? No, no. It adds to my awesomeicity. Yes. That's a word I just now made up.

you're a pervert enough to know what it means. 8D

now wondering what Hungary means by 'in my past'...w-what?! That's an absurd accusation!! I am not a pervert!!

Riiiiight. (sarcastic tone.) Good luck with your dictionary. And don't think about it too hard England, it's in the past. Lets leave it

there, igen?

you totally are! Isn't your country like, up there in yearly... sex frequencies.. or something? =3=

No, England! You should think about it a lot! Hungary totally used to think she was a dude. Kesesese.

..I don't know if I want to think about it...s-sex frequencies?? What on earth is that supposed to mean??

Shut up Poroszország!!! There is no reason to bring that up now. That was like seven centuries ago.

it's exactly what the words mean. Snicker.

still isn't sure how to interpret sex...frequencies. ...is that some odd kink of yours?