not comment on this.

Well, you did do better than some of the other countries at least right?

that any lover can be good as long as you train them right...! (However, does take note that he'll need to try really hard with Germany.)

(If that ever happens, that is.)

Oh, geez. Will again refrain from commenting in this topic.

... Too rough, it says.... So embarrassing.

rather...discouraged by the fact that he's so high on the worst lovers list..t-this is unacceptable!

Well, I guess you could all just...practice as it were. As Italy said, any lover can be trained.~

Exactly! Will gladly offer to train everyone. 8D After all, is number 3 on the list of best lovers.

i-is somewhat jealous of that. ;-;

can show you how to be a good lover, America~~

flushes and waves Italy over to whisper something in his hear.

ear*

wanders over to listen!! 8D

whines a little. "D-don't tell anyone kay?"

doesn't quite know what to make of all this.

blinks. "I won't tell anyone, promise." (Whatever he said... >_>;; )

pulls Italy closer and looks around, a little paranoid, before whispering, "I've never done that before." Cue sheer embarrassment here.

(Haha, there it is! XD)

(AHA. Got it. We coo' now.)

His eyes go wide. "W-whaaat? ... I can fix that!!"

begins to just panic a little. "Shh, shh!!!" Starts waving his hands around like a maniac. "A-and what are you talking about? How are

going to "fix" it? Dx"

(...virgin America. <3 /grabby hands)

(ahaha. XDD)

(...no, srsly. >-D /raepface)

(Leave him alone. D<

(He's mine, da~ 8D)

(No way, bro. D

does not think he is too hairy. :/

"I meeeean. I can make it so you haven't... not... done it..." Isn't very good at being quiet or subtle, nope.

now so confused. "Wh-what do you mean...? Dx" Is still completely innocent, yep.

Bright smile. "I mean we could have sex."

.... just.... kind of.... stares....... Let it be known, for the first time, America is speechless.

The smile fades a little. "What...? Don't you wanna learn?"

"U-uh..." Falters a little and looks everywhere but at Italy. "Y-yeah, but I mean... i-isn't it going to be weird? ;-; "

bliiink. "Why would that be weird...?" Does not see the problem.

a little in panic mode. "C-coz, I don't think I know you enough to do that with you!"

"That makes it better. 'cause then we won't be awkward because we're not close friends." Bright smile!

"That doesn't even make sense!" Panic, panic, panic, and the bright smile is not helping. "Isn't it better to do it with someone you

know? ;-; "

"Weeeell, it's best to do it with someone you love." Nod nod. "But you seem really afraid to try it with someone you know! And I'm reeeeally

experienced. So I thought I could help!"

now kind of bright red, not sure if it's because of Italy's "experience"... or that other thing. "Y-yeah! B-but I don't know who I love!"

Sob, dilemma. ;-; "A-and how are you so experienced.....?"

laughs! "I've had a lot of sex!" That's how.

............. "S-so you've loved a lot of people...?" How was that possible?! ;-;

blinks. "No, I've just had sex with them! You don't have to love someone to have sex with them, but its nice." ^^

now so confused. "But it can't be as nice as compared to doing it with someone you love, right? ;A; "

stares at him. "Right... But that doesn't mean it's not nice to do it with someone you don't love."

nods a little uncertainly... "Okay, if you s-say so... B-but, can't you just give me some tips instead, or something? Dx" Still unsure about

the doing it with Italy part. =3=

giggles. "Oh, okay. I can do that too!"

nods and sighs in relief, pulling Italy over to a corner somewhere. "O-okay, I'm in your hands. ;A; "

give him all of the best tips on being a good lover, yep.

takes out notebook. "O-okay so, like, like the article says... h-how can I not be dominating or rough? Dx "

"Don't think about it so hard." Pats him. "Sometimes, letting a lady take control is lots more fun!"

writes that down a little uncertainly. "But, but... isn't the guy supposed to take the lead and stuff...? ;-; "

shakes his head. "You don't have to~ Ladies are reeeally sexy when they're getting what they want."

about that. Some ladies are just sexy, period. "O-okay, but like, what do they want? Do they have like... special requests or something?"

nods a lot! "You have to touch them! For them, not for you. And make sure they're really wet and ready before you even try to go in."

... is once again tomato-coloured. "W-wait, when you mean really "wet", do you mean - gulp - down there?" (Oh my god I feel so awkward

right now. XD)

nods even more! "Of course! If they're wet, it's easier for them, so it's harder to be rough!"

falters a little again. "A-and u-uh, how do I make them really wet? ;-; "

"Well.... you kiss, and lick and touch her! And if you do all those things down there, it's even better!"

slightly starting to overheat. "O-okay, i-if you say so... th-then what comes after th-that?"

"Then, you have to just keep telling yourself, 'she's delicate, be gentle' until she tells you to go faster." Nod nod.

to sit back on a chair now and cover the lower half of his face in sheer embarrassment. "O-okay then... b-but I don't know if I can be

gentle. ;-; "

"Just take it slow! If you don't think you can handle it, let her set the pace~"

just about buries his face in his head, before a thought occurs to him. "W-wait, you said a while ago you'd have sex with me... U-uh...

are there d-different tips f-for that?"

. "It's the same thing, really! Just with men, you get them wet with lube! And you don't start until you've stretched them."

..... is, at this point, going to bury himself in a hole. "S-stretched them...? What?"

(OH YES, AMERICA. <3 BURY YOURSELF IN THAT HOLE....sorry.)

"See, the hole is very small! So it hurts if you just stick it in. Instead, you have to use your fingers first! And lots of lube. And you

stretch them." Makes a scissoring motion with his fingers.

((LOLSHIZ. I AM SO LIKING THIS.))

((I feel so mortified. XDD))

just sort of stares, trying to get his breathing together first, before asking any more questions. "... Oh... oh g-god... B-but won't it

hurt just as bad i-if I stick my f-finger in...?"

"Well, it will hurt." He nods and taps his chin. "But if you use enough lube and go slow, it doesn't hurt too bad. I like it, really..."

"... It doesn't sound very nice... I thought that was supposed to feel good... not hurt. Dx"

nods! "It does feel good! After a little bit... but it hurts too, so you have to be careful."

takes a deep, shaky breath. "... Ya' know... this whole thing seems kind of scary to me now. ;-; "

smiles and pats America lightly. "Si. It can be. That's why you should just have fun with it."

shudders at the pat, somewhat scared of contact now. "Uh... so... um... do you like... just get right into it...? I-I thought there was

this thing c-called f-foreplay..." confused.

"Oh yeah. That's all the kissing and licking and things that I was talking about. And the stretching is part of foreplay too." Beams.

seriously weirded out by how Italy is so calm about all this. "Uh-uh, okay... are there steps...? I-I mean, which one goes first or...

whatever? ;-; "