What on Earth...?!

doesn't understand it either, but...it's amusing, no?

does not eat pencils. Ever.

...not too sure about that...

...not at all comforted by that...

didn't mean for it to be comforting..if that were his intention, he'd say something completely different and do something to compensate for

it.

Well then, thanks for not being comforting... And he really doesn't eat pencils...

to know if you've at least ever tried...?

very, very disturbed by this.

glad that he's at least done one thing right today.

never, ever try eating pencils. He's not a neanderthal... America on the other hand...

what your chance of getting tongue-splinters is by eating pencils...

Oh. My. God. Cannot stop laughing.

offers you a pencil.

I. DO. NOT. EAT. PENCILS.

OH GOD, YES, PLEASE DO EAT IT. ARTIE I love you right now, HAHAHA.

...is going to go away now.

unsure how to react to that...statement. Ahem. I just remembered I have a...bridge to build. Yes.

still laughing so hard and will remember this forever.

still disturbed by it all and makes a note to never let Russia borrow a pencil.

I SAID I DON'T EAT PENCILS.

Dude, Russia, how do they taste?

slightly afraid-what has he started...?

I know! ... But just to be safe aru....

America, you can just go rot in a hole.

this is just rich.

you need to die.

it's plain hilarious. Are you full now, dude? Snicker.

goes to buy a pack or so of pencils. He'll be right back.

come help with that.

you people are being extremely mean to him...

that buying pencils and trying to make Russia eat them is a bad idea.

you saying anyone is mean to you is a little hypocritical. Example, Lithuania, damn you. =3=

comes back with a 64-pack of pencils...but isn't sure who to give them to.

you should give 'em to the pencil-muncher over there.

that his pencils are hispencils and he doesn't want to give them to Russia. Especially if he's going to eat them.

For the last time, I AM NOT GOING TO EAT ANY PENCILS.

Well they're still my pencils and I'm still not going to let you have them! Even if you won't eat them, aru.

really wants to see him eat pencils, and wonders what's so appetizing about them...

...not going to talk about this anything. I do not eat pencils, I never did eat pencils, and I never will.

tentatively hands you the pencils-if you don't want them, he'll make you some scones...

the proof begs to diff- oh god, I would take the pencils, dude.

does not appreciate that-his scones are a thousand times more edible!!

would rather eat those scones than pencils. Though, judging by their texture, they would probably taste the same...

that pencils would taste better than England's scones... BY FAR.

happily make you a batch of scones, then~...China, feel free to eat these pencils.

refuses to eat the pencils because that would be wasting them, plus... Gross.

agrees so much with China right now, it's unbelievable. And no, England! I want to see Russia eating them!

isn't going to force Russia to eat pencils-that goes beyond a joke and is just...cruel. ^^;

... really. I think someone kidnapped England and replaced him with this sissy version.

For once agrees with England- we shouldn't force Russia to eat pencils, aru...

At least England is kind enough to not force me to do what I don't want! And if you're so desperate to see someone eat pencils, America...

WHY NOT JUST EAT THEM YOURSELF?

that that is a good idea. Gives America some pencils.

snickers and takes the pencils, launching them at Russia's mouth. You're so aggravated and it's so... amusing.~

his sadistic side's showing again and everyone should run.

goes to build himself a bomb shelter-World War Three is on it's way, and he doesn't want to be one of the instigators...

you better be not neutral on this one.

edges away from America, going off into a corner that's a safe distance from the eminent fight.

grabs a fistful of pencils and tries to pry America's mouth open so that he could shove it all down his throat.

punches you in the gut and jumps away. Come on, just eat one?~

happy in his little isolated corner, keeping his pencils away from the two pencil-eaters.

hides in the bomb shelter. Why can't he be neutral? Maybe he's tired of being a bitchy old man.

it's too late for you not to be a bitchy old man at this point.

agrees with America.

((is totally lol'ing at this.))

grabs the back of America's hair and gives it a rough tug, forcing the blond's head back. Why don't you eat one, hm~?

((is also finding this extremely amusing. XD))

(call the ROFLcopter~)

doesn't care what you think, then-have fun fighting your war.

((seriously cannot breathe right now))

you an stiff uppercut and moves away again. No, why don't you go first? You're always saying how I should be more courteous to others.~

not be joining in this war, enjoying his little isolationist corner too much to be brought into it. Not to mention... Why would he want to?

raises his eyebrows at you with a rough scowl. I would hardly call this being 'courteous'...because if you were, then you'd be offering to

eat it first, no~?

tempted to take his pencils back...

No, I'm being a "gentleman" and offering it to you first.

that neither of them should eat the pencils and that eating pencils is a stupid thing to start a fight/war over. :T

That is not the proper way to use the word 'gentleman'!!

it's England's fault for bringing it up in the first place then!

once again agrees with America. This is all England's fault!

...doesn't want to accept all of the blame, damn it...

actually willing to just give back England's pencils to the Brit, since he also agrees that it's YOUR FAULT.

But, because he's feeling generous, he won't blame England for it~ ^-^

know what to give Russia for Christmas now, though. Snicker.

willing to be mean and blame it on England.... Because is his fault.

grudgingly takes the pencils back-you're the ones who all started fighting, anyway...

you're the one who brought it up- and made my day, by the way.~

isn't sure whether to take that as a complement or an insult...

It's not my fault, blast it!!

going to throw you out the window, America, if you really do end up giving me pencils for Christmas...

stays in his corner even though the fighting has died down.- I still think it is your fault. Plus, it was very... Disturbing, aru!

why you would... pencils are awesome gifts!~

Not when they're given as an act of mockery, they're not!

points out that pencils don't make very good gifts even when they aren't out of mockery.... Aru.

...but they're practical, aren't they?

does not think so.

why.

agrees that they're practical.- but they still don't make good gifts, aru... Would you want to be given pencils for christmas?

Because America would more than likely try to get me to eat them, which would defeat the purpose of giving pencils.

...you all have a very good point...what would be considered a good gift, then?

does not want to see Russia eat pencils.

you know him too well... Not sure if that's good or bad, though...~

isn't going to go as low as to exploit your weakness...at least, not without reason.

that a good gift is something that the other person wants.

supposes that's sensible enough....you dont' want pencils, Russia? Not even for their conventional use?

No. I don't.

...I see...

wouldn't blame him for not wanting pencils after what has happened.

glad for China's insight.

...actually has to agree with China on this one.

does not know what weakness you're talking about, pencil-muncher.

points out that everyone has a weakness. Even you.

America has a lot of weaknesses; weaknesses that he is not willing to share with others~

slightly confused by that...how do you mean?

Like you said before, when you people hate each other, they know each other's weaknesses, right~?

what Russia means and is now rather curious.

...ah. Ahem. Yes, of course...it just...sounded as though you might be implying something else

.......... does not have a lot of weaknesses, douchbag.

agrees with Russia there- keep your friends close and your enemies closer right?

Exactly~ And you do too have a lot of weaknesses, jack ass.

And what exactly do you think I was implying, England...?

would rather not say...

would rather you do say...

Then same would you apply to you. =3=

doesn't think he should.

lost.

hands you a map...from the 9th century.

you have no choice.

And yes...the same would apply to me.

sulks in the corner with the map, still a bit lost.

chooses not to anyway.