China
is
having trouble with his cellphone, which he is forced to have and keep up with by his boss, pushing random buttons and cursing at it softly.
might have placed a curse on the device...possibly. You know, because...he might want to see what happens. Just a tad.
ends up starting a three-way conversation with England and Russia, not realizing it. Glares at the phone, cursing again, loudly.
Ivan
is
just staring at his phone, because he hadn't realised that China had gotten one~! He is going to go save the number now.
looks for the 'block' or 'mute' button, but unfortunately the light on his number pad is broken and he can't see a blasted thing. He
really doesn't want to answer the phone, though..
Ivan
thinks
that's very rude of you, England! Now I know where America gets his uncouth-ness from.
knows it is...but he'll make an exception of being a gentleman for China. ...and how can Alfred have inherited his uncouth-ness from him
when they aren't related, let alone by blood??
You raised him, didn't you? That's enough of an influence...
China
is
startled by the fact that his phone is suddenly making noise. Picks it up.
supposes it's a possibility that some his traits passed down...how do you explain Alfred's poor taste, though?
Umm... Hello, aru?
England...are you to say that your tastes are better than America's? (He's also going to pick up the phone: "Hello, China~ ^-^"
doesn't need to say that his tastes are better, as it's obvious, but...yes, yes they are. ...he hits the 'answer' button and puts his
phone on speaker, just to be evil and listen to the conversation.
Ivan
will
then say that, he thinks America's bad taste can be accounted for his childhood of growing up with bad food.
China
is
blasted with sound, having set his phone on speaker. He holds it at arms length, staring at it.
What's going on, aru? Why is my phone yelling at me?!
England
has
no idea what you're referring to-Alfred grew up on the bliss that is British cuisine, did he not?
God forbid, England...you don't really think that's the case, do you...?
turns back to his phone. "It's me~ Russia! How are you? :3"
Of course he does!! It is the case, isn't it?/
picks the phone back up, staring at it as he recognizes the voice. "Russia? I didn't know you knew my number, aru. I'm okay except that my
phone is possessed and hates me, aru..."
...is not going to argue with England about his British cuisine...
"Um, actually, you called me... And why is your phone possessed?"
shakes his head, sighing, "I didn't know that I called you. My phone is possessed because it won't work right, no matter what I do, aru!"
can't actually see any of your actions. "That's alright~ And if it's not working properly, then you should go get it fixed!"
Well, I'm still not sure it isn't user error, aru... These new technologies are so hard to work with!/feels old saying that.
Ivan
thinks
you are old, but isn't going to voice it aloud. "Well, I can always go and help you!" He sees an extra blinking button on the side. "...is
there someone else in this phone call...?"