England
says
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains, and is, immortal.
like me saving your butt in the wars. Definitely will be remembered forever!~ Snicker.
doesn't think there's much that he did for others nor the world...that's a depressing though...hmm...
does not like being reminded of how helpless he was during that time...b-but he might be grateful for your help...nonetheless...
also disagrees with Ivan's statement-if you look back, he's sure that you'll find you're worth more than you think.
...still doesn't think so.
England
is
curious as to why you have such low self-esteem, and wonders whether or not he can help.
Alfred
is
just basking in the fact that he was a total hero back then and he'll forever be remembered as such.
England
wonders
how you managed to get your ego so large...
Alfred
thinks
that's easy. He has done too many awesome and heroic things for it not to.
England
wants
to know what exactly you consider to be 'awesome' and 'heroic'...
saving your butt, that's what.~
China
thinks
that that isn't a half-bad observation, aru. Kind of like my proverbs, but not as great.
doesn't want your opinion on the matter.../pout Who listens to your proverbs, anyway?
puts his hand up. I do...
huffs, shaking his head. A lot of people do, aru. Many of my proverbs are famous and are quoted a lot.
China
is
grateful for Russia's comment. See? Russia listens to them!
Da! They are very useful! ^J^
points out that just because those proverbs come from people in your country doesn't mean that you yourself are intellegent...why else
would he disagree with you so often?
snickers and takes England's side.~
appreciates that-are you going to help him beat down China?
I wonder why America is willingly going against the one person who owns more of his shares than himself...
glares at England. I am too intelligent! Much more intelligent than you, that's for sure, aru!
Alfred
thinks
you know perfectly the reason why, and if you don't, then s'good.~
does indeed know why...and he's not about to admit that it's very mean of you...
immediantly rejects that statement-you are not, nor will you ever be, more intellegent.
...and Russia does have a point...China practically owns your economy at this point...
nods. True! Which is why you should be siding with me on this one, aru./pout
England
thinks
that siding with China is the worst decision one can make.
Alfred
will
pretend he did not just hear that.
Ivan
thinks
you need to get your ears checked.
doesn't care what you think... mostly. =3=...
England
thinks
you should listen to his advice every once and a while-you might actually learn something.
China
thinks
that England's advice is horrible advice to go by.
England
thinks
it's better than your advice.
Ivan
wants
to know what the 'mostly' implies...
... thinks you don't need too know.
to*
England
is
curious about it too, now...what do you mean by 'mostly'?
tosses you a dictionary and aims it at your face. 8D
China
wants
America to throw another dictionary at England's face.
throws the dictionary at China out of spite. He wanted to know what America meant, not what the definition was!! =___=
doesn't see the difference.~
manages to move out of the way of the book, watching as it falls to the floor with a loud thud.
glares at the book-it's the dictionary's fault for being inadequate, not his...and of course there's a difference! The dictionary can't
read your mind!!
...still wants to know...
hands you the dictionary-supposedly, it's supposed to help.
Ivan
gives
it a blank look... Are you serious?
simply shrugs. Honestly, what's the alternative?
Ivan
thinks
it's obvious: smack it out of America.
England
was
hoping to do it in a...er...nonviolent manner...?
...such as? He's not going to just tell us.
I know that...but that doesn't mean we have to hit him, does it?
Well, what do you suggest?
...get him drunk and make him talk?
Ivan
has
never seen a drunk America before... Da, that sounds like a good idea~!
England
thinks
it'll be very, very interesting...and reminds you to bring a camera. Fantastic...how much vodka have you got, then?
Ivan
will
definitely have a camera ready on hand (though he suddenly feels like Japan all of a sudden)! And I have enough vodka to last an army...
China
thinks
that getting America drunk is fine as long as it's not at his house. >A>
England
is
looking forward to this, then~...and he wasn't planning on doing it at your house, China. Go back into seclusion.
sulks in his isolationist corner. FINE. He didn't want to socialize with you guys anyway!!
throws the dictionary at your face for good measure.
dodges it and thinks that England should improve his aim.
England
will
just curse you when he gets home, instead.
Ivan
hopes
that when America and he are fighting, it isn't as amusing as when you two do it...~
doesn't find it amusing at all...why else do you think he's always trying to prevent it? With China, though...I can't help it, he's just
so infuriating!
China
thinks
that when Russia and America fight it's more scary than amusing. He also thinks that England is just as infuriating in his opinion, if not
more so.
England
has
to agree with China, unfortunately...b-but don't get used to it!! Yes..scary, as in, oh-christ-they're-fighting-again, time to prevent World
War Three scary. ...and no, you're the insitgator of all the fights. It's your fault.
doesn't think that those fights would escalate to World War Three...or at least, it wouldn't, if America would stop bloody threatening him
all the time! And honestly, you two...you both start the fights.
doesn't think that he starts the fights as much as England does, but that's just his opinion. He also sort of wonders what's going on with
you two and America and the drama and everything. Even though usually he doesn't care...
...would rather not talk about that...
doesn't care about your opinion, China...didn't he tell you to leave, anyway?
....a-and...he'd rather not talk about it, either...it's a private matter, and one they haven't fully worked out yet...
China
will
not leave, especially if England wants him to. He's still curious about the drama... Maybe he'll ask America about it when he sees him next
if you two don't want to tell him.
insists that you don't ask America-for the love of all that is sane and good. Why can't you just stay out of other people's buisness? D8
Because everyone is a busy-body...and he doubts that America would say anything. Even if he did, it'd somehow relate back to burgers...
And for all he cares, the drama can all go rot in hell...
China
is
trying to be more social- and by social he means nosey. Not to mention, he wants to know what he's getting into with the party today.
...you've got a point there, unfortunately...I think we're all just confused by this...he lets out a quiet sigh, shaking his head. As humans
,perhaps their nature is just to be complicated. ...though I'm rather taken aback by your statement...w-what do you mean by that, Ivan..?
Ivan
thinks
it's all America's fault. Again. Confused or not, he just wants this whole thing to be over and done with...
puts the blame on himself,but...perhaps he shouldn't mention that. He can understand how you feel, but...how do you want it do end,
exactly...?"
China
is
just watching and listening from his isolationist corner.
does not see how this is any of your fault... And honestly, he doesn't even care how it ends, as long as it does.
blames himself because...well...it's usually his fault, isn't it? Or he's used to taking the blame, at any rate...i-is that so..? Are you
honestly going to tell me you dont' care how it ends...?
Ivan
is
not going to blame you, and he doesn't think America will either, so basically...you're your own enemy. Why, yes I am going to tell you
that. Something wrong with my 'decision'?
China
thinks
that he really shouldn't have brought this up.
knows that much...it's the constant internal conflict that messes with his head more than anything. I...don't see anything 'wrong' with it
per se, I'm just...well...what if that's the decision that's going to make you unhappy?
Ivan
thinks
that this would have surfaced anyways, so it's not really China's fault. And he's quite apologetic when he says that he didn't wish to bring
any problems to England...but he guesses it's inevitable. If it does end up not going in my favor, then I will deal with it and move on.
finds it rather admirable that you can be so...selfless...nonetheless, he can't help but feel more than a tad bit worried. What are you
going on about...? You're not bringing any 'problems' to me...
doesn't think it's selfless at all, but is glad that you find something about him admirable~ And there is no need for you to worry for
his sake... I brought troubles onto you the minute that I-nevermind. I do not wish to start an 'argument', so to speak...
China
is
not happy that he basically started this, sulking even more in the corner. "This drama is too much for me to handle and I'm not even a part
of it, aru..."
assures you that he has no intention of arguing with you...especially right now, he's more than willing to listen to what you have to say,
partially to in order to better understand all sides of the situation. You brought troubles when you...what?
isn't quite as comforted by that reassurance as he should be... I don't want to bring it up now, since it'll all eventually be pulled to
the surface...when America decides, I suppose.
doesn't find that too discouraging...he knows how difficult it is to be honest when you're very unsure about something. I-I see...well,
then, I suppose I can...wait until then.
still trying to figure out what's going on between those two and America but fails. He wonders why they can't just explain it to him.
Because it's too complicated...and he just doesn't have the spirit to repeat it all...
can't help but wonder why China is so eager to know...it's quite the mess, really...
China
wants
to know because he wants to help. And because he wants to get this whole thing hopefully figured out before his party...
doubts that there's much you can do to help...though he might appreciate the offer. Hah...trying to get it all worked out before the
party...? That might require a miracle...
Perhaps it is for the best that things aren't resolved by then, because that would mean major awkwardness on your part...not sure about
America either, but I like awkward situations...~
What do you mean by 'for the best'...? ...major awkwardness on China's part, hm? Well..while I would like a...definite answer from
Alfred, bringing China grief is always a good thing...though, I don't really like awkward situations..
doesn't really like awkward situations either. "I think you all have repressed feelings or something to cause this much drama, aru..."
...is it that obvious?
Repressed feelings? How long did it take him to figure that out...? Tch..."Mm-hm..you think so?"
And by 'for the best', I meant that we can still maintain some sort of professionalism without our true feelings getting in the way...
I suppose that makes sense...though...if it's a friendly get-together, is it really necessary to maintain any sort of professionalism..?
sighs, "Repressed feelings for each other? So like a love-triangle, aru?"
"...something to that degree, yes."
Ivan
thinks
he's just going to have to maintain a degree of professionalism anyways, since he really isn't all that socially-inviting...
looks a bit pouty, "Well, then, I'm guessing it's you and Russia loving America, aru?"
disagrees with that-he can't count how many times he's told you how interesting you are to talk to, and thinks you ought to just be yourself
And he resents the use of that terminology...because no one knows how America feels...that asshole...
during the party.
If he was himself, then you'd be greeted with his 'twin'...
finds himself staring down at the ground. Ah, yes...America's indecision...y-you can't really blame him for that, though, can you...? Though
he doesn't understand what you mean by your twin being yourself...
tries not to care about all of this, but feels very much in the dark.
isn't going to blame anyone for anything anymore, because that will get him nowhere...and he might just keep things that way, though he's
willing to indulge China if the man still wants to know after it ends...
apoligizes to China, but that's the reason he suggested you not get involved in the first place...
China
is
slightly okay with that.
agrees with you there...playing the blame game will just push us around in circles, but...we're capable of having a serious conversation
without it turning out that way, aren't we...?
...perhaps...but only if none of you push any wrong buttons...
England
will
do his best not to push...er...any of the wrong buttons, then...but what do you mean by that...?
I don't think I can ever have a proper conversation with America, because he knows all the wrong buttons to push, and might just
accidentally step on a land-mine...
I see...I suppose that's the result of hating and fighting with someone for so long, then...but you don't want to avoid him, do you?
China
is
even more confused.
lets out a rough laugh. I can't avoid him...not when our bosses are trying to reconcile relations...
England
was
aware of that...but you didn't answer his question. You don't want to avoid him...do you?
Alfred
is
now trudging in with a whole basket of burgers. Anyone hungry?~
does not want burgers. He's curled up in his anti-social corner.
immediantly clams up-perhaps they'll continue this conversation later...and no, he doesn't want any burgers.
Ivan
gives
America a glare...honestly, one of the few times you might just want to read the atmosphere...and no burgers, thank you.
comes on over and pats him on the back. Dude, China, it's okay. You can be social with me!~ And anyway, old dudes, whatcha
all talking about?
Nothing. We're not talking about anything....he eyes the burgers, wondering if having the grease-infested devices slide down his throat and
stopping his heart is really worth quieting the rumble of his stomach...
looks up at America, " Um... I guess I could. We were talking about the messed up drama between you three, aru."
offers China some fries then, if he doesn't like burgers!~ And is very thankful for the explanation, but... "Messed up drama? Between
who?"
takes the fries, nibbling on them a bit. "The messed up drama between you, England, and Russia, of course, aru. You three have issues."
slinks back a bit, giving China a withering look. Thank you for keeping quiet. Really, it's a wonder we get along the way we do.
plops down next to China and munches on his burgers. "Heh? Why, what's up with the three of us? I don't get it.~"
jabs China roughly in the side to keep the man quiet.
scowls and offers China an ice pack. "Hey, dude, not cool! What was that for?!"
does not like where this is going..."You know, I was thinking we all ought to, um...go do...something..." Right...brilliant distraction,
there.
stares and scowls at England now, too. "Please, I'm not that stupid. Tell me. Now. Or I'm never talking to you again."
"Ow!" He rubs his side gingerly. "That hurt, aru..."
suddenly looks very guilty, feeling bad about leaving Alfred out of the conversation. "W-Well...it's as China said...we were...discussing
the things that have been occuring lately b-between...you, myself, and Russia..."
Alfred
feels
a little satisfied now and he leans back to munch on burgers. "Oh, yeah? What things?~ Like the fact you guys ditched me? Coz that
Alfred
was
real nice of you, by the way.~"
does not appreciate being reminded of that. "N-No, not that...besides...I-I already apoligized for that, didn't I??"
"You did not."
watches all of this, slightly amused.
groans into his palms, throwing a dirty look at China just for good measures. "Feelings, America. Feelings..."
looks a bit apologetic, not wanting to be hated more than he already is... But he really wants to know the details of this.
blinks. "Oh, you mean how England makes me feel like a hero always saving his butt, and how you just annoy me to hell?~" Munch, munch.
can't be sure whether America is being oblivious on purpose or if he honestly doesn't understand..."No, not those sorts of feelings...
er...and, well, I'm sorry for leaving you behind, then..."
"Then what kind?" And offers China some shake too, if he wants some of that. He has vanilla, chocolate and strawberry!
"The..romantic kind?" He ventures, wondering if there's any possible way that Alfred can misinterpret that.
takes the vanilla shake, sipping at it. "He means feeling like love, aru. He adds in, since he's already dead for brining it up.
Ivan
is
now ready to choke China right there and then, but decides that it' better for someone else to say it rather than him...
freezes visibly for a second, not quite appreciating this topic now. He takes the chocolate shake and starts sipping it, before
asking nonchalantly. "Oh, yeah? How do you two feel then?"
doesn't want to be choked, shifting away from the other three. In his eyes he's helping- if he hadn't brought it up no one would and they'd
continue to be in a state of awkwardness and/or drama.
would have actually liked it better if it continued to be awkward... "I think you know very well what we feel, America."
shrugs and continues munching on his burger. "Okay, then!~ We should go to the amusement park one day or something. I kinda miss those..."
Hello, topic change.
Ivan
is
also thankful to the sudden derailing of this sensitive subject. "And who is 'we'?"
"And...you know how I feel..." England murmurs, wondering why everyone was so determined to bring the subject up when it really wasn't
going to get them anywhere... "...an amusement park? Well...we could all go..."
doesn't know if ALL includes him as well...
"You, me and England, of course!~ And China can come if he wants.~" He needs to do more tests, anyways...
China is more than welcome to come...if he promises to behave himself. "Where should we go, then?"
...is actually quite surprised that you even considered bringing him along...
ponders. "We can go over to Mattie's place, yeah? Sort of neutral ground, so to speak." He snickers a little at that. "Six Flags is
awesome, yo."
China
will
go along if he's allowed, "Six Flags, aru...?"
"...isn't Six Flags underwater now?"
"Positive thinking! It won't be when we go, haha!~"
isn't quite sure how that logic works...
England
is
slightly confused..."Are we going to drain the water out of the park..?"
"How will we manage that, aru?"
pouts. You all ruin his fun. "Fine, how about Disneyland, yeah?!"
"The Disneyland in Hong Kong, aru?"
"My place, dude, my place!"
"Ohhh... Is that the one in Florida or California, aru?"
"Definitely Florida! And it's hotter.`"
"We could always go to EuroDisney or DisneyJapan..." He suggests, having too much fun with this.
"I thought that was DisneyWORLD not Disneyland, aru."
"Well...I suppose we can go to the one in Florida. America's paying for the admiission, right?"
"It's coz I go to both so much that I mix them up, okay?! And what? No way! You're all paying for yourselves!"
China
thinks
that since you both spent a lot of his money, the least you could do is pay for them to get in. After all, you offered to bring us.
"That's right...it was your suggestion, so it isn't very hero-like to make us pay our own way in, is it~?"
... won't invite China now. )x
won
((FUUU- Enter key. D8))
won't go if you won't pay anyway.
England
is
secretly glad that China isn't coming.
Alfred
is
fine with that then!~
might go since England doesn't want him to... Fine, he'll go, whatever.
snickers. Whatever you say, dude.~
England
will
shove scones down your throat the entire way there, China. I promise.
China
will
throw up on you if you do that. I promise, aru.
Ivan
thinks
that this'll be the perfect chance for him to tour around Florida...~
Alfred
thinks
that it's warm too, so you'll have fun! Er... all of you, he means!
England
thinks
it would be interesting to also visit New Orleans...he's heard it's exciting this time of year.
China
wishes
they were going to california so he could go to Chinatown...
Alfred
thinks
they can go to California right after!
would really, really like that!
would rather visit Chinatown than the real thing. Add that to their list of stops~..
Ivan
thinks
that'll make no difference, since all you'll see is Chinese people all over the place.
China
thinks
that's a little insensitive. There are a lot of differences between Chinatown and the real thing.
...no, actually...Russia's right.
agrees...
... doesn't care, let's just go.
For once?
munches on his burgers again.
((I just realised...I just insulted myself.))
grabs a burger for himself and takes a small bite.
(LMFAO)
blinks in surprise and looks up at Russia with curiosity.
watches Russia with wide eyes. "...er...are you feeling alright...?"
doesn't really want a burger, thanks.
Alfred
is
really curious - and a little happy - now. "Russia...?"
blinks at the sudden attention focussed on him. "What?"
points to the partially-eaten burger in your hands. "You...you do know what that is, right...?"
continues to just stare a little.
doesn't understand what everyone's problem is. "Um, yes, it's a hamburger...why?"
"What do you mean why?! I-It's...it's fast-food!!"
just stares at England. "Why are you pointing out the obvious?"
can't help the small smile on his face, along with a quick skip of his heart.
sighs, "It's sort of weird for you to be eating something like that, Russia. Usually only America eats his food."
Alfred
is
still staring with a smile on his face.~
shrugs, trying not to look at America's face... "Food's food, and I'm hungry."
"Well...if you're hungry, you could have just said so...I can get you something more edible."
really cannot stop smiling at this point; he's just really happy.~
China
thinks
that America's food is more edible than Englands....
Alfred
will
very much agree with that.
doesn't even consider McDonald's to be food.
considers it to be food, just not.. Good food.
England
thinks
you have no taste.
China
thinks
you all should eat his food instead.
England
thinks
your food sucks.
Ivan
thinks
someone needs to go make some food if everyone thinks McDonalds is inedible...
England
will
gladly cook for himself, but noone else wants to eat his food...
agrees with Russia. v.v
England
is
now under the impression that the Apocalypse is on its way.
Ivan
thinks
you're under the wrong impression.
would cook for everyone if they wanted...
England
thinks
he has every right to believe this, actually. Since when do you two get along...? /blink
...go away, China.
China
feels
unloved and slinks off.
would agree with Russia if it's about food and how yours sucks. c:
...slinks off as well, rather dejected.
China
wonders
if they're ever ACTUALLY going to go to Disneyland...
would like to try China's food! It's been quite a while~
England
is
going off to die somewhere.
Alfred
likes
China's food too, actually!
doesn't see what's so great about it.../pout
Alfred
thinks
it's great because it doesn't taste like socks
My food does not taste like socks!!
China
is
happy that America and Russia like his food~ See? my food IS better than yours~
England
hates
you.
Ivan
thinks
that England's food is alright as well~ Though he still stands by the opinion that it's a bit dry...
points out that it's supposed to be dry..it's the flavour that matters...
China
thinks
that England should just learn to cook so that his food turns out NOT dry or inedible.
really doesn't think england's food tastes all that bad~ x)
knows how to cook, thank you very much.
Alfred
thinks
it's not only dry, but also bland.
secretly thinks that SOME of England's food is OKAY.
England
will
just ignore all of you and go off to make dinner...by himself and for himself, if you're going to be that way.
Alfred
thinks
you guys know nothing, considering how he's the one who had to eat it for a majority of his life.~
always thought you liked it...that's what you always told him when you were younger...
It's because there was nothing else to eat. =3=
England
is
just upset that you lied to him.
wasn't actually lying back then, though.~
Ivan
is
now surprised. Was England's food so bad that it actually killed your taste buds, America?
would say that...?
...is now seeing England in a whole new light.
doesn't understand how it's anything but lying...a-and he didn't kill your taste buds.
... thinks you're being dense, more so than him.
I don't see how I'm being dense...
...now wants to try more of England's food, just to see if it actually kills taste buds...
doesn't want to cook just for the sake of people trying to 'kill their taste buds'...
Then please cook for him because you want to~
...actually considers it when you put it that way...
So...are you going to cook for him~? x)
...yes. Yes I am. What do you want to eat..?
i-is reluctant. Russia, don't..
pouts. If Russia wants to eat it, why can't he?
really doesn't see the problem with it... And anything is fine~
... is going to have his phone ready, just in case.
nods, going off to start lunch. ...and America, if you don't plan on eating the food, you can stay here.
Really? You're going to start this again?
(Btw you haven't replied to that thread haha~)
(Hrm...? Owo Plurk didn't tell me it was updated...I'll go do that now~)
...I don't really want to, no...I just...gah, fine. Come along, then.
( Yeah I always check all my threads because I don't trust Plurk xD)
(...wait, which thread haven't I replied to? ^^
((I DUN TRUST IT EITHER. And you America, need to reply to our uber angst one... :| /somuchhateforPlurk))
(Yeah, working on that one. The one where you ditched America and Russia called the KGB XD)
follows behind England, happy to get to taste the infamous food!
(Plurk is not to be trusted. ;A; Ohh, that one...I will go to it, nao~)
follows along.~
England
feels
almost like a mother duck...goodness, that's an odd thought. So, are you two going to help me cook or are you just going to sit there?
Ivan
is
going to sit there. x)
England
is
tempted to ask for your help, but...starts cooking anyway.
definitely sit here. And I have the fire extinguisher, just in case.
throws an egg at you, just because he can.
dodges, just because he can. Hah, now your kitchen is messy.
England
is
fuming. Really, I don't even see why you wanted to come along...
really doesn't want to clean up, but he can't deal with mess...twitch.
absently tosses you a towel-I don't suppose you could clean that up for me...?
smiles.~
ignores you.
Alfred
is
used to it!~
England
thinks
you're lying.
Alfred
is
really not, since you ignore him in meetings all the time1~
!~*
doesn't know what you're talking about-he always pays prompt attention during meetings!
sighs, picking up the towel and moving to scope up the broken egg before dropping it into the bin...he moves back to his position.
puts the food in the oven, leaning back against the counter with a soft sigh. Now he just has to keep the kitchen relatively clean until
lunch is ready...
not to him!~
((o3o England's cooking now?/wonders how I'm supposed to jump back into this rp...))
((Fall asleep then wake up? 8D))
((See, don't you hate poofing then coming back XD))
((Yes I do. D8 Alright, I'll do that- China just... Took a nap on the ground for some reason.))
(...and then England stepped on his face. >-D /brick'd)
(Trollz.)
(U mad, bro?)
wakes up from his lovely nap on the ground to the smell of England's cooking. "Uck.. That smells horrible, aru."
((She loves trolls.))
hadn't even realized China had fallen asleep...wow.
(Who doesn't~?)
almost stepped on China!
hops up so he doesn't get stepped on, "Aiyaa! Don't step on me, aru!!"
continues cooking, choosing to ignore China's prescence-if he does it long enough, maybe he'll go away..
doesn't think that'll work...
England
will
delude himself into thinking it does.
walks into the kitchen, "It smells horrible in here, aru. Are you even sure you're cooking food?"
Ivan
is
willing to point out that he's been trying to ignore America's presence for almost half a century...and he's still here.
doesn't want to be compared to America, thank you. No offense to him or anything....
"No, I'm not. You're dreaming-none of us are actually here Feel free to leave." He replies, tossing an egg at China.
.... is gritting his teeth and is suddenly very interested in his phone.
England
wonders
why you're all suddenly ganging up on America...why don't you use that energy to help him cook?
China
is
just happy that they're not ganging on him like they were before. But he's sorry about being mean to America.
England
will
happily continue to taunt you, China, if you're feeling neglected~...
doesn't want to be taunted anymore.
doesn't care.
...meant ignoring America because of, uh, certain...feelings...
England
thinks
he has an idea of what you mean and...will change the subject to avoid another awkward moment.
lets out a sigh of relief and presumes his smile as he taps away at his phone.~
takes the food of the oven, having almost forgotten about it-it hasn't yet blackened and therefore is extremely underdone, but...hopefully
the other's won't mind too much. "Alright..lunch is ready."
glances up and just takes a picture. He's not eating, thanks.
England
thinks
that you're missing out, but...alright, if you insist.
China
will
not eat England's food, even if it means eating nothing. Though, knowing the brit, he didn't even make any for him.
Alfred
wonders
if China brought any candy or snacks for him to munch on instead?~
supposes that him and Russia will be the only ones eating, then...what a shame.
brings out some caramel candies, handing a couple to America.
eyes the candies with a frown-it'
(...noone saw that.)
-it's rude to eat something else when someone has gone to the trouble of making a perfectly good meal for you...
takes them and starts munching. Thanks, dude! These are definitely better than his cooking.~
also hates the fact that you're fine with indirectly insulting him when he's right there...
shrugs, "I didn't find making your food for me was very kind, aru."
would have thought you'd be used to it by now!
points out that your insults are something he'll never get used to. "...oh, really? See if I ever do a favour for you again, then."
sighs, "Fine. Don't ever do a favor for me ever again, aru. You barely do any for me anyway." He sulks, feeling rather miffed.
sits down at the table, starting to eat. Honestly, people nowadays are so ungrateful..."Believe me, I won't."
Ivan
is
now making a grabbing gesture towards those scones...are they done yet~?
Yes,yes, I made you your own plate...he pushes it towards you, along with a jar of cream. If you're still hungry afterwards, I can always
make more.
bows his thanks, accepting the plate with a small prayer. Spreading a thin layer of the cream onto a scone, he lifts it up to his
mouth...and immediately tastes sand (though the cream helps a little). He pouts. This is really dry...I should have bought some vodka...
tosses him some water.
should probably be thankful for that...but he's not, and throws the bottle back.
rolls his eyes and catches it. Geez, are you trying to get drunk?
No...I just want something with flavor to match the bland taste. Water does not fit the criteria.
watches Russia expectantly..and is rather dissapointed by the answer. Well...yes, it's supposed to be dry...but how does it taste? I've
got a bottle of whiskey you could have, if you like.
blinks up at the question, taking another bite of the cream-covered scone. It tastes like scones...what else is it supposed to taste like?
And yes, whiskey would be nice~!
Alfred
thinks
you shouldn't get drunk here. =3=
gets up to fetch the whiskey from the kitchen, not sure whether to feel...insulted or complemented by the answer...well, if we all get
drunk, it won't be a problem, right~?
doesn't think he's going to get drunk, especially if all he's going to drink is whiskey. And he wants to see what a drunk America looks
like, since he's already seen an inebriated England...
... blinks at that. He'd rather see you drunk, and personally, he's never been drunk, because whenever goes out with England, he ends
up having to carry him home before he gets through one glass. =3=
proposes a compromise-they'll all evenly divide up what whiskey he's got left, so that way they'll all get drunk...except for Russia, who
appears to have the tolerance of an elephant, regardless of the situation. A-And I can handle more than one glass, thank you very much!!
does not appreciate being compared to an elephant...though he does admit that it takes quite a lot of alcohol to get him even the
slightest bit tipsy. And he concurs with America that you have next to no tolerance, England... He still wants to see a drunk America.
Alfred
thinks
England is praising himself too much. Fine, one and a half of a glass. And too bad, you old geezer, you won't see him drunk. Maybe he
Alfred
will
concede... if you get drunk first. >/
strongly disagrees with both of your statements...I-I can hold more alchohol than that!! Hmph...maybe? Fine, I was planning on getting
drunk, anyway...
Ivan
thinks
England is fighting a losing battle, and should just stop before he humiliates himself any further. But the temptation of getting drunk is
quite...alluring, if not for the pure reason that he can forget about reality for a few hours...~
would really like to see the two of your drunk, yes. c:
gets out to fetch what remains of his whiskey supply. A good five hundred bottles or so,plenty aged from his pirate days. Alright, then,it's
settled-we'll all get drunk and I'll introduce you to the faeries!
Ivan
thinks
that it'll be dangerous for them to allow England to have access to such a large stash of alcohol...he also thinks this might be a good time
to meet those friends of England's. Turning to America, he gives the blonde a small smile. I await to see your drunken stage~!
Alfred
will
not drink. He refuses.
doesn't see why not...he can be a responsible drinker when he...wants to be. Not that he ever wants to be...he frowns, grabbing a few
bottles and setting them on the kitchen counter. We weren't exactly planning on giving you a choice...right, Ivan?
sees the immense danger that the people in England's general vicinity would be in, and does not want to be one of them. His smile turns just
that little bit dark. Of course not~ You will drink, America, and you will get drunk~
shakes his head. Nah, he'd rather not. Dials a random number off the top of his head and waits for the response team.~
simply shrugs, popping the top off of one of the bottles and making himself comfortable on the floor. Well, if you're going to be that way
,then I'll just enjoy myself...but don't take any pictures. =__=
goes to grab a bottle for himself, settling himself next to England as he clinks his whiskey to the blond's with a bright smile. I can't
promise that~! Throwing America a glare, he pries the top off and takes a swig.
just smiles sweetly and taps his fingers, waiting for this show to get on the road.~
England
feels
slightly better to have Russia as a drinking partner again, raising his bottle as a toast of sorts before bringing it to his lips and taking
a healthy gulp. It's quite the shame, really~...I always thought you of all people, Alfred, knew how to have fun~
isn't sure that 'healthy' is the correct term to describe the amount that England and he are chugging back, but can't find much need to care
about it now. America's just being a prude~
Alfred
has
his reasons and will distract himself with video games until you two actually get drunk.
quickly finishes off the first bottle, purposefully sitting up a bit straighter in a weak attempt to prove that he can, in fact, hold his
alchohol. Indeed he is~ That's his loss, I suppose~