Hungary
thinks
England and America are going to either start dating or cause World War III together. (In approximately three...two...one...)
DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS NOTION. A-Alfred is an oblivious, ignorant twat who wouldn't know love if you shoved it in his face. H-How could you
even suggest such a thing??
Alfred
is
just eating a burger and chilling, a little amused at your reaction.
glares at you, pissed off by your lack of reaction. "Well?? Don't you have anything to say??"
pauses, thinking about it. "... Dude, I'm hungry. Haha!~"
"Yup, I'll bet on my first guess. And by the way America, you're wrong, I'm Hungary." Stangely enough, even she likes making these jokes.
isn't sure whether to take his fury out on America or Hungary, eventually settling for crossing his arms and pouting like a child. "You..I'm
not even going to grace that with a response..."
"Haha, Arthur's weird.~" Yep, maturity at its finest.
"I am not!" He insists, crossing his arms. Dammit, they're arguing because of a comment about the reasons behind their arguments...is
that even remotely sensible?
"It's because you're so defensive, geez.~" Another bite.
"I-I'm not being defensive!! I just don't like the fact that you're accusing me!" There it is again, that damn hamburger...
doesn't quite want the first of the two options to come true...but he doesn't quite want the latter one to become reality either.
England
wonders
what, exactly, Russia has against the first option. ...n-not that he agrees with it...what a ridiculous suggestion..
just doesn't want the two of you together again. And he knows that England's lying. Anyone with even the tiniest amount of brain cells is
able to see very clearly your feelings...
England
is
mortified to feel his face heat up at the comment, not sure whether to furiously deny it or admit it. "Y-You...mm...a-and what, then, do you
have against the idea of us getting together...?"
only raises an eyebrow at you, before smiling his normal aloof smile. "The very idea of it disgusts me. I do not need a reason."
Alfred
is
wondering if they skimped out on his ketchup. Hm...
...why do you need ketchup?
for my burger. See? /holds it out to him.
Ivan
gives
that thing a distained look and subtly shifts away. "...yeah, I see..." And God, did he wish he could unsee.
pouts. "What's wrong with it! D<"
turns away from your pout. "Nothing."
blinks. "You wanted some, didn't you?~"
Ivan
gives
you a small glance. "...what ever gave you that idea?"
shrugs. "Iunno. You might be hungry. I have s'more if you want." Another bite.
grimaces and consciously tries not to shudder. "No, that's quite alright..."
shrugs. "Suit yourself." And continues to indulge in three more burgers. "Your loss!"
Ivan
is
completely disgusted by that display of neanderthal-ism. He coughs. "So...World War 3..."
hesitates in mid-bite, frowning a bit before he continues eating, his face smooth. "Yeah, World War 3..."
stares straight. "With England..."
can't help but wonder which one America would prefer-dating him or starting World War 3.
World War 3.
...doesn't quite want another war...especially when it's you two teamed up...
And though he pities whoever it is that's the target, he just hopes it's not him...
Alfred
wonders
what's wrong with the two of us teamed up.
Alfred
will
also refrain from commenting on that second statement.
To the first: He just doesn't feel comfortable about it...odd...
To the second: That does not make him feel safe at all...
isn't sure whether or not to take those comments as a compliment towards his military or an insult to his...everything else.
Alfred
thinks
you're just scared to fight both of us together! Right, Artie? 8D
Alfred
is
also curious why you're not comfortable... before he realizes he doesn't care =3=... much.
doesn't want to contemplate what he's done wrong to perhaps be the not-so-benefactor of a future World War...
England
is
content to be at peace. No more wars for me, thank you, world or otherwise.
Ivan
says
YES to killing America, and YES to peace (without America).
England
is
now curious if you can really call it peace when you plan to achieve it through killing someone.
Because, for him, peace can only be achieved when America isn't present.
I see...in that case, though, wouldn't it be more...er..peaceful to change America, rather than to kill him?
...do you honestly think that America is changeable? If he were, he would have changed a long, long time ago...
knows, deep down inside, that America, like Rome, will only get worse from here-nonetheless, a part of him doesn't want to believe it.
pouts. You guys have so much faith and hope in him, it's ridiculous. Hello, sarcasm. Also, he doubts you people would like him to change.
He's awesome enough as it is.
...and that just goes to show how unchangeable he is.
Alfred
is
very pleased with himself, so why change him? v.v
points out that it isn't you that needs to change, per se-your corrupt government, however, needs to go. It affects everything-citizens,
economy, war...
Which, in essence, means you should disappear, da. =]
sulks. And if I disappear, no one'll be around to keep a certain someone in control, so no. No, thanks =3=
Ivan
wants
to laugh at your naivety. As if you could keep me in control... What a joke.
frowns-he was not implying, by any means, that America should dissapear. You understand, Russia, that if America should, by your logic,
dissapear because he's a 'corrupt superpower' then, by that same logic, you and China ought to dissapear as well.
Oh no, I don't want the country to disappear...just the person.
Alfred
will
definitely do so! You're just lucky that he has more things to worry about than just you. =3= Particularly with what's coming up...
Ah, no! Forget it. And anyways! He won't change. He refuses. =3=
England
is
now confused-though he can be insufferable at times, why would you want the person to dissapear...?
sighs-and your refusal to change is what makes you so difficult to work with...if you start another World War, I might not be on your side
this time.
Alfred
will
be quiet and will not say he doesn't want a World War. But he will say, well, then he'll fight to the last soldier! Yeah!
sighs dissaprovingly, shaking his head. Really, it's a shame that you're so eager when it comes to war...he did a terrible job of raising
you, after all.
nods and pretends he's such a big disappointed. "Well, because then I can get the chance to be a hero, right? 8D"
...and pray tell, what is this thing that is coming up...?
disagrees-heroes fight for peace, not wish for conflict, correct...?
Alfred
is
not going to say, at least not to you. =3= Plus if you're around you'll see soon enough.
Yeah, true, but if there's war, I have to fight, right? Then in which case, I can say it's for peace.~
...'soon enough' is obviously not soon enough.
True...but you don't hope for war when on the edge of conflict-you hope for a miracle. ...or, since you're the 'hero', you become the
miracle, correct?
Who says I hope for war? =3=
You were the one who said that!! ...right...?
A-ah, yeah, of course! (Damn, almost caught.) Of course I do! Like I said, any chance to be the hero is good.~
...you're a horrible liar.
No, I'm paraphrasing!! I could've sworn he said something to that degree...
blinks. "Who's a liar?~"
You're claiming to be a hero by fighting for peace in war...but have you ever thought that it's because you're fighting that
there is no peace?
nods in agreement-it's a very hypocritical way of doing things.
Alfred
will
go eat some burgers now.
Ivan
hopes
you choke.
England
thinks
this argument is now devoid of purpose.
Ivan
wants
to point out that there wasn't much of a purpose in the first place...
,though somewhat reluctantly, must agree with that statement.
Alfred
is
busy on his burgers and will not listen anymore. v.v
England
hopes
to someday burn down every fast-food joint in the planet, if only because you use food as a distraction from everything. e__e
doesn't care what you do. Munch.
eyes the burger, feeling rage well up within him. You wouldn't, would you?
I suppose there really is no hope for him then... Oh well. Maybe he'll learn the hard way, da~
England
is
terrified by the fact that you can say thatso casually...
Wouldn't what?
Alfred
has
always learned the hard way, anyway. v.v
Wouldn't care, course...=___= I find that hard to believe, considering you've lived most of your life in luxury...
just shrugs, eating some more. He's in sulk mode.
Dammit Alfred, just put the bloody burger away!! How often do you need to eat??
Always.
...that's total bullocks.
America…you are absolutely disgusting…
Thanks. =3=
...I find it interesting that we can go from conversing about World War 3, to peace, to arguing and insulting one another like children...
still munching on a burger, nodding absentmindedly.
,as always, interprets your lack of response as apathy,adding to his belief that you are still a child.
Alfred
thinks
you should get used to that cycle. That's what happens in World Meetings, dunnit? =3=
would agree, but...in truth, nothing happens during World Meetings. e__e ...nothing productive, at any rate.
Ivan
wants
to add that the only reason nothing productive ever happens is because nothing of interest is happening.
Alfred
thinks
it's because you people don't listen to his awesome ideas. >o>
Ivan
thinks
that listening to anything you have to say is a waste of time.
as is listening to any of yours. =3=
Well then, it's quite fortunate for you that I do not contribute much in these pointless meetings, no?
yeah! It's totally fine with me. Please, keep it that way forever. >o>
And I would appreciate it if you kept quiet as well - that includes making any disgusting chewing and slurping noises.
No way! Not only do I get hungry, but my ideas more than make up for the absence of yours, so I'll refuse that offer. =3=
It's because of that insatiable appetite of yours that gives you the title of 'the World's Unhealthiest Country'.
Well, I'm sorry I have to eat! it's not unhealthy! I just get hungry easily!
...have you ever tried to eat anything healthy? I've heard it does wonders for your weight... /sarcasm
scowls. Why? Healthy just sounds disgusting! And I'm not a little kid who needs veggies. =3=
You're disgusting. And yes, you are a child. A child who doesn't know what's good for them.
I am neither disgusting nor a child! And I can take perfect care of myself. See where I am now! =3=
points out that America is, in fact, a child-particuarily when compared to the other nations. ...and if you continue to eat the way that you
do, you'll become disgusting.
Alfred
thinks
everyone should just shut up and lay off him eating. He's just eating, for crying out loud.
There's a difference between eating for survival and eating for gluttony. You do the latter.
S'not my fault I'm always hungry. Any ways, they're better than your scones any day. >o>
You wouldn't always be hungry if you consumed something other than empty calories. ...a-and my scones are perfectly delicious!! T-They're
healthier than burgers, at any rate...
Well, empty calories are good and yummy, so go away! And... Just... No. Maybe if healthy is equal to indigestible, then yes, your scones are
very healthy.
You consider anything remotely healthy to be 'indigestable'.../pouty face If you weren't a nation, you would bloody kill yourself!!
would be very happy if that happened~!
Looks back to see that America and England (and now Russia) are still arguing. "I second my original case."
doesn't get why you're making such a big deal out of it, since he won't die from it! And.. he'll ignore that other comment.
knows that you can't die, but nonetheless worries and wishes that you would take better care of yourself. ...he also resents Hungary's
original comment, because it started this entire argument and led him to realize just how much America really hates him.
Hungary
thinks
everyone is seriously over reacting, but realizes it's in their nature. "The really silly thing here is that you two are fighting, when none
of you dislike each other. Well, excepting Russia and America perhaps."
Ivan
wants
to know why Hungary would think of such a comparison in the first place. World War Three will not happen...hopefully...
Alfred
gives
two thumbs up about that disliking comment with Russia... yep. And he can take care of himself! He doesn't need to be babied. And.. he
doesn't hate you. Just annoyed. =3=