haven't been able to get on plurk until now

Are you ok??

it's more a question of whether the cow i accidentally hit was ok ;__;

there was like

this BLUR of black and white and a moo of distress

and then this motherfucking NINJA COW

just LEAPS out in front of my car

cows are surprising like that... grrrr at ranchers and their stupid loose fences...

you're ok, though, right?

Oh no! owo Poor cow and you. How are you feeling? You didn't get badly hurt, right? ; ;

omg cow ;____;

i'm ok

the cow is not

*HUGS YOU ALL*

/HUGS glad you're okay ;; poor cow.

well, it kind of did just STAND UP AND WALK AWAY

it was a little wobbly

but alive

oh, that's good to hear. <3 /will cuddle on you. >w<

i am

okay

just really pissed at this motherfucking TROLL COW

fff hardcore cow.

it was totally the cow's fault, okay

now whenever my friends text me they all start their messages with MOO

i need new friends

hhahahahaha

*pats*

At least you're both okay.

glad you're okay

Yeah it's definitely not your fault at all XD;

IT'S NOT OK /muttermutter

IT IS DEFINITELY NOT MY FAULT

NOT AT ALL

/DENIES

Well, should I pat you or kick you??? >

>|

sorry to hear that!

No really it's not your fault. Could've happened anyone.

Mooo that's terrible sob

/glare

.....

This is not the time to start greeting you with 'moo' is it? ;>>

/Totally trolls all her friends.

if you do that i will go into a little corner of the internet and cry

huge tears

of sad

;>>

<<;

And... this is not incentive to do it?

XD

lmao