We're having crazy problems trying to get me a passport because some fuckwad didn't put my hospital of birth on my fucking birth certificate

Because I guess since I was adopted at birth I have like, 2 certificates or something idek

So now I have to talk to the passport people and I'm like um mom what if they ask me shit about adoption shit

And she's like avoiding the subject

Jesus Christ woman just tell me

It's not like my birth mother is like Madonna or something and I'm going to leave my mom forever to cash in on money

okok I'm going to calm down now

8(

I mean in all honesty I WAS trying to trick her into telling me the names because I'm sort of curious

Like idk I'd want to google it or search on Facebook

And try and find out maybe if I have some like half/full biological siblings

idk >>

omg you're adopted what

what if your parents are like

lady gaga and billy ray cyrus