ladies: if you want to enter into a long-term relationship with an awesome guy who will be everything you ever want,

all you have to do is get me to like you. the moment i attain any kind of interest in you,

out of no where a white knight will appear, swoop in, and be the man of your dreams in the course of only a few weeks.

he will not leave you nor forsake you until i am all but removed from your life, either by time or distance.

proven 100% effective.

, need any investors? This seems gauranteed to work.