I think I'm hoping someone from work will just nominate me for "What Not to Wear" already.

once the hem at the bottom of my wife's pants came undone, so she stapled them to get through the day

Now that's what I'm talking about!

My last pair of chucks I didn't get rid of till they literally fell off my feet. In the pit at Warped Tour. That sucker was gone.

I stapled my skirt just yesterday. Great minds must think alike.