that this is exactly the kind of update that is saying "someone please challenge me"

reading between the lines 101, I'm bored

blogging is a poor way to pass the time

it depends on what you blog about.

he hadn't started talking about Dracula because it reminds him of twilight and then nausea ensues

that's why you include twilight and make fun of it.

Figure out how it's a parasite on all that is good about vampire stories.

If an idea comes to you naturally, don't fight it. Let it be part of the process.

Thank you.

to redo the blog as Dracula writing the owners of twilight to complain about destroying his image.

you still can.

where to find your blog.