Why Corsair isn't allowed on the furniture: that is a plush fish that he managed to flip up out of his mouth, BOUNCE OFF OF MY FACE, and then CATCH BACK IN HIS MOUTH.
(We were visiting a friend and he WAS allowed on their futon... a privilege he used to fucking destroy me, as pictured.)
you need to edit this so it's greyscale and put WASTED on top
Here are two nicer pictures. That fish was destroyed during this visit but I packed it with that in mind... giving him something he's ALLOWED to wreck helps him with the impulse control of someone else's exciting house.
chocoballs: GOD. I REALLY DO.
Jiggy does that shit with toys/chompers
just yeets them
I have been hit in the face with things and am grateful it hasn't been anything heavy