woolie oh my god

OH MY GOD

in fairness, maybe John left that gun sitting on the table for too long

and people think John is the villain of this show

they're both villains, tbh

alqemizzy: I’m only barely familiar with Woolie and this seems correct

I suppose John could've always pulled Omikron off the board entirely the whole time.

But no one is as precision vicious as Woolie

that sword of damacles wasn't meant to hang there forever

Someone explain to me what John has to do now

Overbringer: read a ton of Garfield, and i assume get a Garfield tattoo as a forfeit

it was a TATTOO PARLOR?

John talks like a villain ... Woolie calmly loads, chambers, and fires his shot.

yeah. Life Is Short Tattoos in Dublin. i looked it up immediately afterwards to make sure it was real. it is.

John is Dr. Evil, and Woolie is the guy asking why they don't just shoot the hero

There are no heroes here

there's just devils and curses

alqemizzy: My wife has actually looked into getting a tattoo there the next time we get to Ireland