hrnngggg i have some complaints (too much jim carrey, not enough shadow, not enough maria) but shadow my boy

GOD DAMMIT PLURK

anyway

cannot believe 1) shadow suicidal on screen!??!??????? FOR REAL?????

2) stone. oh my GOD agent stone. wow.

also my major gripe about plot pacing is like. the post post credits scene with shadow? that should not have been in the credits. really fucked the tone

I know why it was in the credits. It Should Not Have Been

YEAH THE HOMOEROTICISM WAS.

the transition from "shadow sacrificed himself...." > [no mourning] > LETS PARTY!!!!!! HAPPY END.

it just. it does not feel good to watch and I KNEW shadow wasn't actually dead.

SHADOW WAS SO SAD ON SCREEN ....

show he's alive. THEN cut to sonic's happy party

to be fair to them also they barely knew shadow in this

or have sonic's party ft a little more sadness re shadow? idk.

machaera: TRUE... idk.

that said i do wish shadow had a lil more screentime... bc he was amazing in every scene

I could just Feel the pacing being hurt by need for post credits secret you know?

THERE WAS TOO MUCH EGGMAN AND NOT ENOUGH SHADOW!!!!!!

SKDJFHSDF

i loved jim carrey in this movie i can't complain

my jim carrey onions were spoiled by. the freaking . haha grandpa spanks grandson "joke" but I tweeted surely this movie won't have my single trigger in it like the mario movie did and the monkeys paw curled

my Single Trigger is physical harm as punishment for disobeying so lol lmao

I'm feeling worse stewing on it than I actually did in the movie theatre but augh

wanted a movie about shadow not about eggman 😔 man

ok putting this down for now

IM HOPING FOR SHADOW SPIN OFF

Boy deserves his own movie

Also just literally making shadow suicidal in a PG movie..... powerful

RIGHT....

they just did that

man.... shadow and maria.... such good stuff......

also shadow voice "We don't need to talk, you jumped out of a GUN helicopter" is SUCHHHHHHH a good line!!!!!!!!

his anger was so good.....

I hope we say fuck GUN in future movies or what's the point

THERE WAS SO MUCH VENOM IN THAT LINE

Keanu is really good at subtle voice work

Making Maria just a normal kid surprisingly doesn't take as much away as I feared. Like he's no longer a savior sibling but in return we get the parallels between him and Sonic 😭

YEAH i saw you mention the parallels between shadow and sonic in ur plurk before and I was excited about it. it's nice!!!!

it's also really funny that like. I was expecting the theme. I was not expecting the movie to repeatedly whack you over the head with a hammer about it.

no real complaints just really funny how they had the subtlety of a hammer

It's still a movie meant for kids at the end of the day. Plus. I mean. Sonic has never been about subtlety

YEAH

no complaints there