Dude reacting to the show when Dipper leads Wax Sherlock Holmes outside: And so... Dipper takes his first life.
Mabel: (cheerfully throws Wax Shakespeare's head into fire)
Reactor Dude: DAMN, AND MABEL TAKES HER 40TH--

that really is their dynamic

it really is
also i find it ABSURDLY funny that ford hid journal 2 (the one with all the dark spells and explanations of cursed objects) near an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Like that's how Gideon finds it

y e s
like what do you expect kids to do, not poke around in the occult???

my man was bullied throughout his entire childhood and he thinks "there's no child clever or conniving enough to find it" like What
ford has ruined so many lives at this point