btw i did a lil plurk cut, not like my tl is locked or anything i just keep getting overwhelmed by notifications LMAO
chances are i did not cut you if we've talked in the last. like. six months
inb4 everyone comes in screaming bc how dare i unfriended them but also im sick probably so be nice to me--
sneaks in
I TOLD YOU YALL CAN CHECK IM NOT LETTING GO OF U,
omg you cut me??????? evil. terrible girlfriend
i can't believe u kept trash like me (for legal reasons this is a joke)
/hugs
i cant believe you would cut me, your own twin
i'm going to toss all of you off a roof, lovingly
nods sagely
always glad to be here!!
/gasps
I REMAIN
tbh i said i was gonna be harsher on my cuts and then. i wasnt. bc i like too many of you
we're all too cute
you made a mistake, because I'm still here
I'm still here? Your taste is horrifying.
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE. GOD
I lived, bitch
/chews on u
slowly sets down knife