[ twd ] i guess i need a plurk for the zombie show too lmao
i don't feel good so i am laying down and watching tv tonight
i just started season 2...
kaitniss: i am finally watching this and i see ur man lol
all the noises on this show lmao...
those cicadas!!!
those cicadas!!!
so as it stands shane is the most pathetic man ever and not in a good way lol
something is going to happen to dale and make me very sad i can feel it
breathes so incredibly heavily down your neck
my poor dumb broke down trash man ilu for watching this
fr the sound design in those early seasons goes hard
watching with headphones is An Experience
what i learned about daryl so far:
dr jenner: that door is made to withstand rocket launchers
daryl with an axe: YEAH WELL YOUR HEAD AIN'T
dr jenner: that door is made to withstand rocket launchers
daryl with an axe: YEAH WELL YOUR HEAD AIN'T
problem SOLVER
i see they are making him care about people while his objectively terrible brother is out there somewhere
oh u see that huh
this man is just digging in this corpse lmao
two men autopsy a zombie went on for a long time....
gooey noises
gooey noises
and he is SO UNBOTHERED what a chad
OOF that scene with andrea and dale
I love what s2 tackles thematically and emotionally, it was criticized as slow but I love how they take their time
he IS unbothered
he does all the most awful stuff so other people don't have to??
he does all the most awful stuff so other people don't have to??
yes 
OH IS ANDREA GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT THE DIRTY SECRETS
everyone slowly realising shane is slimy
I SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TRUST HAPPY MOMENTS
rick has now lost one kid and the other was shot on his watch
not technically his fault in either case but UNFORTUNATE
not technically his fault in either case but UNFORTUNATE
"it's a waste of time hoping and praying...... because we're gonna find her and she's gonna be just fine" DARYL ???? 
he's the only one zen around hereeeee
omfg merle's ziploc bag full of drugs
oh no backstory...
the night georgia sounds are especially correct lmao
you would not have been able to fool me if we didn't hear every disgusting tree roach
authenticity
you would not have been able to fool me if we didn't hear every disgusting tree roach
authenticity
otis!!!!
my guy you are very trusting about shooting things and hoping the bullet doesn't go through them
my guy you are very trusting about shooting things and hoping the bullet doesn't go through them
does no one else have a compatible blood type???
OH I KNEW IT SHANE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED
and he is in his depression villain era and we know this because he cut his hair
you would think that he would appeal to me as the current worst man on the show but he is a coward so he is just deeply unlikeable
if you're going to suck just own it
effective though so i am not complaining i like to just hate a guy lol
acab andrea don't do it don't choose the cop
the flower.... 
ohhhh noooo lmao
is herschel keeping his dead family members in the barn......
is herschel keeping his dead family members in the barn......
I PLAYED THE VIDEO GAME LOL ALWAYS BE SUSPICIOUS WHEN THE FARM GUY HAS SECRETS
(of course i was right)
I'm so glad you appreciate shane as the shithead coward he is without him appealing to you too much hahahaha
he's the fan boys favorite but not for good reasons
the flower in the beer bottle... him... 
YEAH NO HE JUST SUCKS LOL
disappointed but not surprised that Bad Cop is popular with the fan boys
disappointed but not surprised that Bad Cop is popular with the fan boys
daryl is also giving the same energy as like
amos from the expanse
amos from the expanse
like guy with a really rough backstory becomes an adult who has the skills and attitude to survive in this situation but he also has no idea how to deal with feelings or being cared about
merle now literally haunting the narrative
OH NO THIS REVEAL
i feel like this was expected but also you really wanted to hope ahhhh
his nicknames for people...
lmao more actors from other shows
dave was neal on once upon a time
which fills me with distrust
WOW???
he also filled rick with distrust
RICK GRIMES YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING
of course now i have dnd and can't see how this resolves right away so naturally i leave off after the carol + daryl scene
omg I have rped him against an amos and it was basically the pointing spidermen meme
LOL
lol ok lori going full tradwife here i guess
sometimes they are just people from rural georgia lmao
ok that was kind of an excellent save from the bus lol
of COURSE he's the torture guy
yeah lori gets so much hate from all sides but I find her to be just sooo real
houswife married to a rural cop, what other type of life would she lead lmao
YEAH LMAO
the world is ending in front of her eyes and the eyes of her small child and fans are like "idk why she had to find another man right away tho" like cmon
also hershel opening with "where's your family from" was activating my fight or flight but then he really took that in a good direction
lmao i would be more upset about dale rn if i didn't know this was coming because my buddy accidentally spoiled this during dnd
BUT THEN I DID BECOME UPSET WHEN DARYL STEPPED IN AGAIN??
omg thanks buddy but also GOD IKR 
oh fuck
horrible implications lmao
i suppose this was foreshadowed by the security guards who didn't have bites
meaning randall will probably uhhh return...
oh are you serious i was gonna do rp but this is the season finale so !!! MIGHT AS WELL
oh that was him lmao
uh????? lol
lady with a KATANA
oh rick found his cop self after all this time
lol is that a PRISON
omg I l o v e how little you know???
this plurk is feeding me
LMAO I'M GLAD because yeah i know nothing!
there was a time where i was so like exhausted with all the zombie media at one time i tuned all of it out aside from when my partner at the time played the video game
oh yeah, there was So Much at one time
lori asking all the pregnancy horror questions everyone was thinking
oh no it's MERLE
i knew the governor couldn't be trusted but also wtf
also asking this cop to trust these prisoners? lol lmao
AWW T DOG RIP
finding out in the 11th hour that lori had carl via c section is like
we could've seen this coming why didn't you
we could've seen this coming why didn't you
like i have neglected to comment on the pregnancy plot because there is no version of this where i'm not gonna think this is the dumbest thing anyone could ever do
AND I GET IT like idk hope for the future (haha???) but also like
extremely dumb and selfish thing to do!!!
AND I GET IT like idk hope for the future (haha???) but also like
extremely dumb and selfish thing to do!!!
was it worth it to traumatise the son you had for the rest of his life???
i'm so mad for carl lmao he didn't deserve this
i'm so mad for carl lmao he didn't deserve this
and rick rolls around on the ground and cries
COMFORT YOUR SON YOU ASSHOLE LMAO
ep 4: the gang has a great day
i expect people to die often on this show but MAN
now we are in that period of anticipation where i know the brothers are gonna run into each other at some point and it's gonna be messy
in all things i love brother drama lmao
in all things i love brother drama lmao
just a very healthy family, nothing to see here
kaitniss: HE'S SO GOOD WITH THE BABY I AM IN PAIN
him and amos... good with kids...
MEANWHILE RICK GRIMES, COVERED IN BLOOD
i can't judge him even if he is an asshole lmao
this is the daemon targaryen method of handling your grief tbh
this very very loud party feels ill advised given the whole herd business
daryl and the baby struck me dead, I picked him up as my rp main right after this season aired
so... many... years ago 
HAHA HONESTLY I was thinking you'd vibe with a lot of rick's crazy stages
i do love when a man gets Worse
LOL I'M SORRY THE WAY THIS HAPPENED WAS JUST REALLY FUNNY
the person on the phone like "how did you lose your wife?"
rick confused how they knew he had a wife when he told him he had a kid and a newborn
"tell me how you lost your wife"
rick confused how they knew he had a wife when he told him he had a kid and a newborn
"tell me how you lost your wife"
"i don't want to talk about that"
AND THEN THEY HUNG UP LOL
AND THEN THEY HUNG UP LOL
would you share your feelings to see your found family to safety (potentially)?
no
no
AND HE TALKED TO CARL
oh hallucinations HUH
LOL LMAO
things are happening so much
the governor has acquired an evil eye patch
andrea's poor taste in dudes continues
hmm i feel like blaming this on merle is a bad choice
i like none of these people but he's very good at killing people
really out here just MAKING MORE PROBLEMS FOR YOURSELVES
andrea's bad taste being consistent cracks me up so hard
girl is really out here in a world of bad choices like "I'll take the worst one please"
YEAH
sometimes you have a type and it's manipulative assholes
oh is rick straight up just hallucinating ghosts now
wild
perhaps he doesn't need to be in charge
lol
lmfao mmm yes perhaps
everyone looking at each other like
what do you MEAN daryl left and took what stability we had with him
what do you MEAN daryl left and took what stability we had with him
hershel is doing his best
NO!!! how dare they make the last convict guy endearing only to kill him like thaT SO RUDE
they're still currently in their "only one black guy at a time" era
LOL IT'S TRUE
morgan is the most traumatised man out here....
he's doing... great...
mat said welcome 🤷♀️
i do love her
lmao the butler
i MEAN
sorry andrea your boy just sucks
like why is this even happening lol
these people bonding....
of COURSE they have to bond over the shared pain of lost wives
if only you had assassinated him while you had the chance andrea
this man is exponentially more infuriating than shane ever was lmao
i eagerly await his death
having to pause to process this scene because lol
FIRST OF ALL beyond having to unpack the horrors of 4 racist white men deciding the fate of a black woman but then merle doing a surprising amount of character development
which like yeah racist people do be less racist when they realise we're all humans i lived in georgia for 16 years this is my lived experience lmao
but he can't just say that he has to also shame rick about it lmao
the governor and merle are like top tier hateable
it is a race to the bottom and right now the governor is winning
i remember this actor from another show and he played kind of a scumbag in that too he's very good at it lmao
right, I hate him but god I pretty much live for the performance, he's chewing every piece of scenery
IT'S TRUE HE'S SO GOOD
the way he stalked andrea through the abandoned building and kept rattling things and dragging his shovel was really tense
him and his shitty eye patch
the way he stalked andrea through the abandoned building and kept rattling things and dragging his shovel was really tense
him and his shitty eye patch
suuuuch a tense ep, AND THEN THE END??
where Rick kind of saw something but second guessed it as a hallucination
devastating
SERIOUSLY i was yelling lmao
GLENN "i care more about her than i care about me"
please love yourself......
merle????
he grand theft auto'd this mission
HE BIT HIS FINGERS OFF
insane
rick: it's important to be able to make your own choices
also rick: please please stop giving me this responsibility
also rick: please please stop giving me this responsibility
rick: it can't be like that (i am literally hallucinating)
NO THIS TURNED OUT WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT HE WAS GONNA TURN
the most infuriating man on television
i'm not sure how i want him to die but i hope it's satisfying
absolutely insanr waste of ammo
lmao embarrassing
rolled in here with the entire army for nothing
rolled in here with the entire army for nothing
lmao hershel throwing shade with the bible
OK BUT HE MIGHT NOT STILL BE ALIVE BY THE TIME YOU MANAGE TO GET THE CUFFS OFF ANDREA WHAT THE FUCK
i'm that judge judy gif
she needs both feet to pick those up are you kidding lmao
SKILL ISSUE
THE WAY CARL WAS PREPARED WITH FACTS AND EVIDENCE
OH I FORGOT BEAR MCREARY DID THE MUSIC FOR THIS
i was like damn the music there just hit hard
HIM
that was season 3.....
omg bear punching you with musical feeling just like he did me at the end of that season...
I love those eps so muuuuch what a journey you just took me on hahahaha
kaitniss: OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THAT HIT SO SPECIFIC A THING LMAO
"the objectively worse older brother dies to protect the younger brother and also becomes an undead monster he has to put down"
RUDE TBH
RUDE TBH
OH AND GLENN AND MAGGIE GETTING MARRIED
found family intensifies
found family intensifies
istg if the pigs can be zombies...
a zombie boar would be the scariest thing ever lmao
oh it's WORSE 
an aggressive FLU??? bro what
not just the zombie virus but turbo covid
the way rick overcorrects every time lmao
pours one out for the turbo covid plot hahahaha
terrifying at the time, even more terrifying now somehow
i knew it would be impossible to live like this without traumatising all the children but lol WOW
also daryl looking out for pretty rocks because he knew someone would want to mark a grave with it... 
ominous.... how they gave hershel this whole episode and some emotional music i'm Concerned
teaching carl how to operate the automatic weapon on the fly lmao
I FUCKING KNEW IT
THAT ASSHOLE IS JUST LURKING
god this season is so much hahahaha
IT REALLY IS
now carol is gone and half the group is still sick and many more outright died...
now carol is gone and half the group is still sick and many more outright died...
is the governor going to remember what it's like to have a daughter so he can decide he's mad at michonne again 
everyone's brother and daddy issues are the real problems here
PLEASE KILL THIS MAN
he has really known this woman for like 2 minutes and now everyone has to die for her lol lmao
WELP
the poor kid didn't need to get bit if everyone had been around to protect them 
THIS IS INFURIATING LOL
made better by the fact that my cat insisted on cuddling during this entire situation SHE KNEW
made better by the fact that my cat insisted on cuddling during this entire situation SHE KNEW
I'M SO ANGRY LOL
she shouldn't have shot him and just let him get torn apart it's what he deserved
she shouldn't have shot him and just let him get torn apart it's what he deserved
i knew he was going to kill hershel because they gave that man an episode and a song to himself his days were numbered but GOD
can't be happy for too long on this show
at least daryl got to kill the tank with a grenade that was very nice
mitch was an asshole
sucks that everyone is separated but also i do enjoy some small unit stuff
BABY!!!!!
i had a feeling but !!!
CONCERNING
OH IT'S CAROL
but now we're gonna have to address the fact that lizzie did some murders huh
hmmm suspicious
oh more heavily armed weirdos
oh they are crazy huh lmao
like this guy has to just be larping right
i'm not saying the guy who has all the answers couldn't have an incredible mullet but i am doubtful
for some reason watching rick quietly strangle a guy in a bathroom is really funny
michonne: you should rest
god will not let him rest
quiet bathroom strangle hahahaha what an album
it was especially comical because immediately before that he'd ducked into that room so there was the two second like shocked exchange of looks between him and the other guy before they started fighting and then there was just makeup and bathroom shit everywhere
it was like a great stunt fight from an 80s movie lmao
hahahahaha yesssss
omfg never have i ever with daryl.. AND NOW THEY'RE YELLING AT EACH OTHER
help the beth and daryl friendship is one of my favourite kinds of friendships
he just wants to be good and it's hard
i like how glenn and daryl apparently did not recognise bob and neither did i....
this show plays with my emotions in extremely predictable ways and i should be mad about it but lol
like how they split the party so you go "oh ok they just got separated that's why bob was alone"
BUT THEN THE PARTY REUNITED BEFORE THE EPISODE ENDED SO NOW YOU FEEL ONLY DREAD
AND ALSO WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BETH
that was totally a setup... it had to be....
the rollercoaster that is
"good people still exist after all" followed immediately by HAH YOU FOOL and the immediate consequences of trusting your fellow man
"good people still exist after all" followed immediately by HAH YOU FOOL and the immediate consequences of trusting your fellow man
now they introduced a new character who seems to potentially possess enough charisma to be the next villain
in what evil ways has this situation benefitted joe
omg that's the exact rollercoaster hahahahaha nailed it
the entire show: but WHOOOO are the good people??? nope wrong choice this time
"we should give everyone a chance it's the humane thing to do!"
"ok but SHOULD YOU THOUGH LOOK WHAT HAPPENED"
"ok but SHOULD YOU THOUGH LOOK WHAT HAPPENED"
i'm impressed i'm almost to season 5 and i'm like surprised that they find new and different ways to fuck with people
like we know there will be bad guys and walkers but you didn't expect them in a funeral home??? idek
HE NEEDS TO FIND BETH THOUGH THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE BESTIES
love that you're still into it, s5 has some of my least favorite AND most favorite writing, it's a journey hahaha
(the Bob cold open for that ep was a flashback btw, to how he joined the prison, couldn't tell if that was a misunderstanding)
OH YES I'M STUPID THEN LOL i thought it was like them running into him again in the future having been separated
LMAO no it was the opposite hahaha that's amazing tho
gaslighting yourself into more worry
YEAH LOL
that explains the "how did they find a car AND a bike again" that i definitely asked myself but i think i was like "well everyone is depressed right now because they think everyone else is dead"
so i kept expecting daryl and beth to separate because i was like
daryl has to end up alone and run into glenn somehow
daryl has to end up alone and run into glenn somehow
hahahahaha
also i forgot he had a gunshot wound and he was drinking nyquil out of the bottle at one point and i was like
OH I CONNECTED THE DOTS I BET HE WAS TRYING TO PREVENT AN INFECTION
OH I CONNECTED THE DOTS I BET HE WAS TRYING TO PREVENT AN INFECTION
i am RELIEVED
(something else will happen instead)
(something else will happen instead)
why would nyquil prevent an infection? i mean it won't but it will keep your fever down i guess lmao
nah that was just his tragic addiction issues, it gets you hella high
this makes more sense....
also did you notice the group that found daryl had the same members as the one that crashed rick's nap 
I DID THINK THAT ONE GUY SOUNDED FAMILIAR
oh the dots are really connecting...
I recognized bandana guy that got choked and was like OH NOOOO
HOLY SHIT LIZZIE
i knew when mica said "my mother said everything always turns out like it's supposed to" that this was going to go badly but WOOF
WOOF INDEED man when I realized that one was next for you I was like "...should I say something"
its wildddd
i had thought that she really had killed karen and david and that carol had just taken the fall to protect her
but tyreese was obviously HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS when she was doing things to small animals so i figured she was going to kill SOMEONE but figured she would at least try to save her sister
but tyreese was obviously HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS when she was doing things to small animals so i figured she was going to kill SOMEONE but figured she would at least try to save her sister
although she was having thoughts about judith so who knows
I know, right up until carol explained how it couldn't have been lizzie I thought she was taking the fall for her
HAPPY REUNION
JUST THIS ONCE EVERYBODY LIVES
now i am filled with dread about terminus
JUST THIS ONCE EVERYBODY LIVES
now i am filled with dread about terminus
and also because daryl is hanging out with this guy who has terrible vibes
absolutely rancid vibes
WOW
WOW
RICK RIPPING A GUY'S THROAT OUT WITH HIS TEETH TO SAVE HIS FAMILY WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD
and then all covered in blood stabbing the other guy while everyone watched lmaooo
a scene for me
AND NOW PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT? such growth
LMAO THAT INTENSE BUILD UP TO RICK: "they're screwing with the wrong people"
love this energy
as everyone unanimously agrees that what happened was the correct thing to do, we have decided to lean into this energy
is terminus eating people
why keep them alive and keep their stuff
why are they always bbqing
I PLAYED THE VIDEO GAME I SUSPECT WHERE THIS IS GOING
gareth and his little side fringe and the nun lady also have bad vibes
i dunno if she was a nun but she's got the vibes
did you see the yard of bones they ran past 
YEAH
that is so diabolical omfg lol
like the way they came in on them broadcasting
seeing all the Character Specific Items in the yard had me !!!!!
CAROL IS THE REAL MVP
SHE DID THAT!!!!
gareth is probably still alive meaning he will become everyone's problem
men who establish a weird murder code to live by are living way too long in this scenario
c a r o l
the long hug daryl gave her
the way he just 
bob i need you to pay a little more attention despite the relentless optimism
i never want to imagine what this show must smell like but especially in the episode with the water zombies
also the brain eating amoebas in that water i do not see it
there is like a youtube channel where they post videos of like standing water in buildings and rank the likelihood that it would kill you lmao
that was like a 25/10 on the definitely do not go in that water scale but i was sports entertained so we'll allow it
THIS FUCKIN GUY AGAIN I KNEW IT
THAT WATER thank you for thinking all my same thoughts because no canned food could be important enough, no WAY
YES it was such a weird choice like that could've been an obstacle in itself done in a different way
like they are near an area where all these railroads converge? there's probably a factory somewhere that could have supplies
having to wade through toxic water in a plastic suit with zombies around makes sense because the hazmat gear is part of the plot lmao
anyway
BOB DYING BEFORE HE COULD TELL SASHA THE GOOD THAT COMES OUT OF THE BAD IS THE MOST EVIL THING THEY COULD'VE DONE
uh oh i knew it eugene just plays a lot of games or something right
this will break abraham
who is a guy who is very clearly holding it together with this mission
TENNESSEE TOP HAT
this show did not hurt me this bad last season lol
now it's like
hey those people you care about? we're gonna start killing them again!!
daryl understands how i feel about modern art lmao
oh that's how they got carol
we saw what rick would do now let's see what daryl will do to protect his family
the awful rapist cops gotta go
society has broken down into whatever the governor was doing
the cannibal commune
and hey guess what!! slavery's back
the cannibal commune
and hey guess what!! slavery's back
ohhhhh the hospital, what an arc
I'm obsessed with Eugene, he's lowkey my favorite, his LINE DELIVERY
HE'S SO FUNNY IN LIKE A SUBTLE WAY I LOVE HIM
also!! carol and daryl talking about how they keep going through things and reinventing themselves and still surviving
they are!! the wonder twins!!
the way they couldn't be more different but still survive in the same ways