Don't let anyone EVER tell you service dogs are perfectly behaved at all times and are never "just dogs." They are lying to you and Corsair will personally prove it.
WET
The time stamps really make this one I think
15 minutes from "yay fun!" to "CORSAIR NO"
rukafais: HE WAS SO SOGGY. HOW DOES ONE DOG HOLD THAT MUCH WATER.
oh no
ABSORBENT
LIKE A FUCKING SPONGE.
dngohog OOP
wet boi....
He still smells kind of like river water..........
CORSAID NO
CORSAIR, EVEN
NOOOOOO
THE TYPOS ARE HOW I FELT IN THE MOMENT TBH
He's lucky I love him and was yelling* between peals of laughter
*lots of the yelling was like "WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE" AND "YOU ARE /SUCH/ A DOG", it wasn't angry yelling and he was just wagging his tail and prancing around....
Some guy walked past us while I was in dismay and was laughing at us
Oh corsair
See. This is the issue with giving him a nautical name.
He must answer the call of the water.
BUDDY NO it's too cold for river jumping
Corsair...
WHEEZING
"bye dad i must be wet"
The sea calls to him...
Christ, one day I'll take him to the ocean. He LOVES water, is the thing. Even puddles. But he's SO GOOD at standing on the river edge and not committing CRIMES usually....