hell, ask me a character i don't know, i'll diagnose them on sight based on vibes only

ok the vibes one is funny I have to

I want her to come home. so.

Is this woman a cuddler rar

SERIOUS QUESTIONS INCOMING OFC

Mario: 2. 11. 20.
Malos: 4. (I know he doesnt need to sleep, however) 11. 16?

I was looking at the "what flusters them" and the echoes of "you look....crunchy??" bounce around in my mind....

Malos 22. 23

Mario 22 and 25

Medli45: OK. HM. LMAO. VIBES ONLY.

yes. she cuddles. but she would kill you if you told anyone she cuddles.

it's a SECRET and she WILL NOT ADMIT TI

CUTE. VERY CUTE OF HER

YEAH I'LL INCORPORATE THAT INTO MY CANON

(me planning to play her later )

OHOHO

it's funny because Rar is right, but also like. Black Swan trying to get closer to her. Acheron accidentally unleashing The Horrors on her

Cuddle With Caution

mario 2: big spoon. he wants to CLING to you
11: prefers to give physical touch over talking as comfort - words hard, hugs easy
20: mario ABSOLUTELY shares meals is the thing that's the whole point of a meal (the italian is showing) and he probably will cook to show affection as well. maybe he only knows a few recipes but that's not the point here

bonus headcanon: i don't have any off the top of my head but i think mario knows how to cook at LEAST one traditionally jewish food. recipe sharing back from brooklyn..... italian/jewish solidarity....

i LOVE that

malos 4: its ok he SHOULD sleep he just doesn't NEED to. anyway he is unlikely to sleep on others but he probably is pretty chill about sleeping around others. man who falls asleep on the couch sitting upright like your dad watching tv.
11: acts of service babey
16: malos will pretend he is not touched to recieve a gift but he is. he is so touched.

i think if malos is giving gifts tho it's like really awkward from him trying to play it cool and failing

ALSO LMAO BRE. MALOS SAYING "YOU LOOK... CRUNCHY" WHEN FLUSTERED IS . HILARIOUS. MENTAL IMAGE.

malos 22: his ideal date is just cuddling on the couch tbqh. he doesn't want to do things he just wants to sit and be still.
23: he likes butts.

butts

malos is a simple man. he likes butts.

he can not lie

hang on let me see if i can find the photo of jin that makes this like really. Very.

retaliation to embarrassment: WELL YOU LOOK. CRUNCHY

butts.........

oh ok it's not even like a sexy butt but that sure is ass wings

elaboration: what malos actually values in a relationship is teh CONNECTION, but if you ask him he's going to say he's a simple man and he likes hot ass. malos voice you know when a guy's butt is just shaped that way. you know? and then you either get it or you have no idea what he's talking about. no he is not elaborating.

mario 22: picnic in a secluded place that basically only he knows about that he has brought his date to. he loves to find pretty locations he loves to show off pretty locations.
25: i think mario re: having a crush is just embarrassingly goopy and mushy about it. guy doodling his crush's name surrounded by hearts in a notebook while sighing dreamily.

Executor hearing Malos about this and just going: no. they all have the general shape.

(no comprendo)

MARIO DOODLING THE NAME WITH HEARTS CUTE

SO CUTE

i love malos so much iy is like 8 am im in tears

14, 18, 24 for malos! and 16, 18, 19 for mario!

bloodbornekart: IM GLAD TO HEAR IT, 2 DAYS LATER,

also i will answer tehse questions but first

i was SOOOOO right about mario

jewish-italian solidarity

YESSS

malos 14: does not care about hair played with. won't react poorly but has no strong positive feelings, either.
24: be a poor little meow meow of a criminal hated by society / have a strong hatred of humanity because they wronged you / etc.

malos, 18: I DON'T KNOW WHAT FLUSTERS MALOS... THIS IS HARD... i don't think he's flustered by any displays of affection since he's so firmly in the "yeah, okay, this is important to share with someone while you've got the time" though he might half-heartedly complain "get a room" or respond deadpan "wow, gay" just because hes got, like, an Image to maintain

mario 16: mario is SUCH a "i saw this and it made me think of you" gift kind of guy.
18: mario can't help but be flustered by romantic PDA. if he is getting kissed on the cheek in public he's just a swooning mess. is that being flustered??? (<- overthinking it)

mario, 19: hmmmmm i think he flirts via compliments and like batting eyelashes a little. people appreciate Genuine compliments and Honesty

themb.....